complete and utter chaos

Uno

~Shrek's POV~ 

It's been a year since me and Fiona divorced. 

She got the custody of our kids, so now all I can do is sit alone and eat eyeballs in my swamp.

It's depressing, watching the time go by so fast. That was, until a few days ago. I was scrolling through TikTok, when I found an account called "suckmyfruitrollup". The username was appealing, so I decided to check it out.

Holy moly, suckmyfruitrollup was hot. He was Chinese- wait no. Korean. Yeah. I wanted to keep him in my glass can and watch him slowly rot away. I mean, shit. In a good way. He was attractive. I dmed him and we started talking

"The names Kim Taehyung." He typed.

I choked on my sprite, not thinking he would respond.

"Hi dadd- I mean mr. How are you."

"Good!" He typed back. "I'm with my boyfriend, Jungkook."

Jungkook. That little fucking bunny hybrid. Gotta admit, he's kinda cute, but still. Taehyung is my senpai so gtfo, horny ass small dick. 

I decided to just go to sleep and sob for a few hours, after I got the news that the love of my life has a side hoe.