"I can't believe that worked." Muttered an out of breath human. "The first wave of Kyles really did some damage."
Placing a hand over his chest the man shook his head slowly, trying desperately to push what he had seen out of his head. "And then came the Karens, who would have imagined Facebook moms being so scary."
After giving his head one final shake the man stood up and looked around for the first time, only now realizing he had no idea where he was. The raid had been successful so far, and the furries were keeping the guards occupied, leaving the man to run sprinting deeper into the facility. A chance encounter with a secret passageway had lead him down a long hall, and finally here, wherever here was.
"Man it's dark in here." He muttered. "Thank god I brought my phone with me."
Pulling out the object he flicked on the flashlight app and looked around once more, only to find that he was standing before an enormous vault like entrance. "Woah, this is exactly like fallout." He whispered to himself, noticing that there was even a display built into the wall where the one from fallout usually was.
"Neat." He remarked, before walking over to the screen.
Upon nearing his objective, it flickered for a second before revealing a number pad on it. "Aww dammit, a password." He grumbled to himself.
"Think man, think. What password would you use if you were an area fifty one guard?"
After thinking it over for all of eleven seconds, his eyes lit up and his hand reached for the screen. His finger hovered over his choice, only for the man to stop and second guess himself before shaking his head. "Trust your gut dude, we got this." He muttered, reaffirming his plan.
His finger extended and pressed the one key, then the one key, then the one key again. He kept doing this for fifteen more times, until the password section was completely filled by the number one. With a smirk on his face, he took a step back.
"Easy peasy." He remarked with a smirk.
"Password is.... Correct!" A vaguely female voice announced.
"Boo yeah!" He shouted.
The vault door began to grind loudly, and then with a thump, started slowly pulling back and rolling off to the side. "This is just like fallout." He pointed out again, half wondering if he was going to find a pip boy inside.
There was not a pipboy inside, rather a medium sized room, and a simple white door, like the kind you would expect to see in an office.
"Huh." He muttered, before shrugging and walking inside.
Walking over to the door, the man couldn't help but wonder what kind of crazy thing was contained behind such a gigantic door. "Maybe it's cat girls." He muttered, only to gasp. "But they are like super horny and just want to fuck everyone so they locked them up."
With a giddy bounce in his step he jogged over to the door and threw it open, only to find himself in a long, perfectly white, hallway. "Lame." He shouted, only to shrug. "Whatever, I've come this far."
Walking deeper, the man noticed that in the distance was another white door, one that was identical to the last. "Bingo, let's get outta here."
Sprinting up to the last door he threw it open and looked around, only for his eyes to nearly bug out of his skull. There in the center of the room was a large see through square box which contained six figures. Six very identifiable figures, ones that he knew from heart, and had masterbated to more times then he could count.
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A Brony Raids Area 51 (Multi-Chapter Version)
FanfictionA man raids area 51, it goes surprisingly well. Enjoy the shitpost of a story. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm continuing Jest's story of A Brony Ra...
