OC Forms/Art Book

🌹The Cell Block Tango~🌹

These are all Demented AUs of my OCs. The video above is NOT mine, neither is the song.

The characters in order:

Intro man: Baxter Panthra

Pop!: Demented Midnight

Six!: Demented Brandy

Squish!: Demented Syn

Uh-uh!: Demented Lotte

Cicero!: Demented Vika

Lipschitz!: Demented Lucia

Canon characters mentioned:

2018 Donatello Hamato

Let us begin...

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Midnight: Pop...

Brandy: Six...

Syn: Squish...

Lotte: Uh-uh...

Vika: Cicero...

Lucia: Lipschitz!

All murderesses as Baxter speaks: Pop...six...squish...uh-uh! Cicero...Lipshitz!(X2)

Baxter: And now, presenting the six murder mistresses, in the Cell Block Tango...

Midnight: Pop!

Brandy: Six!

Syn: Squish!

Lotte: Uh-uh!

Vika: Cicero!

Lucia: Lipschitz!
(X2, sped up)

All murderesses: He had it comin'! He had it comin'! He only had himself to blame! If you had been there! If you'd had seen it!

Vika: I betcha YOU would have done the same!

Midnight: Pop!

Brandy: Six!

Syn: Squish!

Lotte: Uh-uh!

Vika: Cicero!

Lucia: Lipschitz!
(X2)

All murderesses as Midnight speaks: He had it comin'...he had it comin'... all along... if you'd had been there...if you'd had seen it...I bet you you would have done the same..(X2)

Midnight: Ya know how people have these li'l habits that getcha down? Like...Hobs. Hobs liked ta chew gum. No, NoT CHEW, P O P! SO I come home this one day, and I'm ReAlLy irritated, and I'm LOOKInG foR A bIt Of SyMPAtHy! And there's HOBS, sittin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer, and chewin'....no, no not chewin'...POPPIN'. So I says to him, I says, "If you pop that gum one more time..." *Sigh* And he did. So, I take the shotgun off the wall and fire two warnin' shots.

Midnight: INTO HIS H E A D.

All murderesses: He had it comin'! He had it comin'! He only had himself to blame! If you'd had been there! If you'd had heard it! I betcha you woulda done the same!

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All murderesses as Brandy speaks: He had it comin'...he had it comin' all along...if you'd had been there...if you'd had seen it...how could you tell us that we were wrong? (X2)

Brandy: I met Donatello Hamato from NYC about 2 years ago, and he told me he was single. We hit it off right away... so we started livin' together. He'd go on patrol, come home, I'd fix him his drink, and we'd had dinner. But then I found out...single he told me?! SiNglE mY AsS! NoT OnLY WaS hE DaTinG- oh NO...hE hAd SiX GiRls. One of those men, ya know. So he comes home one night and I fix him his drink as per usual. *Dark chuckle*

Brandy: Ya know, some guys just can't hold their ARSENIC.

Murderesses: Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Pop! Squish! Six! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! (X2)

Brandy: He had it comin'! He had it comin'! He took a flower in it's prime!

Murderesses: And then he used it! And he abused it! It was a murder, but not a crime!

Murderesses faintly as Syn speaks: Pop.......squish........uh-uh.......Cicero....Lipschitz. (X2)

Syn: I'm standin' in the kitchen, carvin' up the deer for dinner, mindin' my own business! When in storms my husband Featherstone in a jealous rage. "YOU'VE BEEN SCREWIN' THE HUNTER!" he yelled; he was crazy! He kept on screaming, "YOU'VE BEEN SCREWIN' THE HUNTER!"

Syn: And then he ran into my knife...he ran into my knife ten times.

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All murderesses: If you had been there!! If you had seen it!! I betcha you woulda done the same!!

Lotte: Waarom ben ik hier? Ze zeggen dat mijn beroemde geliefde mijn man vasthield terwijl ik zijn hoofd afsneed. Maar het is niet waar! Ik ben onshuldig. Ik weet niet waarom Uncle Sam zegt dat ik het heb gedaan. Ik probeerde het op het politiebureau uit te leggen, maar ze begreben me niet...

Midnight: Yeah...but did ya do it?

Lotte: Uh-uh! Not, guilty!

All murderesses (except Lotte) as Vika speaks: He had it comin'...he had it comin'... (x5)

Vika: My friend Veronika and I had this double act, and my husband Sergei traveled along with us. Now for the last number in our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, splits, spread eagle, backflips, flip-flops, one right after the other! So this one night before the show, we are all hanging down at the hotel Cicero, drinking, talking, sharing a few laughs, when I notice we run out of ice. I go out to get some. I come back, open the door, and there's Veronika and Sergei, doing number seventeen, the spread eagle! Well, I was in such a state of shock, I blacked out, I don't remember a thing...it wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.

Vika and the murderesses: They had it comin'! They had it comin' all along! I didn't do it! But if I'd done it! How could ya tell me, that I was wrong?!

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(Donnie changed his name for this next one-)

The murderesses as Lucia speaks: They had it comin'...they had it comin'...

Lucia: I loved Donatello Ryan Lipschitz more than I could possibly say. He was a real artistic guy, sassy, a crafter. He was always trying to find himself though. He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way he found Ruth...Brandy...Rose...Silver...and Irving. I guess you could say we broke up because of "artistic differences." He saw himself as alive...

Lucia: And I saw him DEAD.

The murderesses all together: The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum! The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum! THEY HAD IT COMIN'! THEY HAD IT COMIN'! ALL ALONG! (ALL ALONG...) CUZ THEY USED US, THEY ABUSED US!! HOW COULD YOU TELL US, THAT WE WERE WRONG?!? HE HAD IT COMIN'! HE HAD IT COMIN'! HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME!! IF YOU'D HAD BEEN THERE! IF YOU'D HAD SEEN IT! I BETCHA YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME!!

The murderesses overlapping: You pop that gum one more time... SiNgLe My AsS! Ten times... Ik weet niet waarom Uncle Sam... The spread eagle! Artistic differences..

Midnight: Pop...

Brandy: Six...

Syn: Squish...

Lotte: Uh-uh!

Vika: Cicero...

Lucia: Lipschitz...

*Insert the sound of cell doors closing*

Baxter: The end...

(This was a random idea rattling around in my brain after watching the animatic above. Please tell me what you think of it! And no 2018 Donnie didn't actually cheat on Lucia/Brandy it was for the script-)