Slender Mansion Maid

Games

"Time out! Air!"

He laughs and kisses my neck. He sets me back down. I feel a slight stinging on my collar bone.

"Really?"

"What? You thought it felt good."

The door opens and BEN stands there smirking with a video recorder. He groans when he noticed we weren't doing anything.

I sat in between Slender and Offender.

"I will never understand your obsession with humans brother."

"Aw did you really want to go into the closet with me that badly?"

I duck as Slender slaps Offender. BEN spins the bottle and it lands on LJ. I laugh so hard. This means the games are starting.

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"Do it!"

"You won't!"

"Pussy!"

"Don't be a wimp."

Really!? You too Slender!? I am climbing up the fireplace to touch the roof. I'm going to kill Candy Pop. Jane was at the bottom making sure I wasn't going to break anything. She has a few snow globs on the mantle and she would probably just kill me. I tap the beam with my finger tip. They shook their heads and shouted a numerous amount of No's. They wanted me to touch the actual roof.

I have to jump. Shiiiiiiiiit. I look down to the ground. It is very far away. I close my eyes and inhale as I jump from the wall slap the roof and fall to the ground. Few people shouted and I started shaking. I opened my eyes to see a pale face holding me. Jane snaps a picture with Slender.

I am gripping his suit tightly. I exhale a huge sigh of relief as the other Pasta's all snickered and clapped.

"I wouldn't have done that and I'm dead!"

BEN exhales too and looks relieved. Toby looks pale.

"Why did you jump! Oh my Zalgo! You almost killed yourself!"

"It was your dare Ticci!"

"Oh right. Nice jump!"

They all go back to the circle and chatter about if it was them. Slender slides me to the ground.

"Why on Earth would you jump!?"

He whisper yells at me.

"What else would I do?"

He flicks my forehead.

"Not that."

"You said don't be a wimp! I wasn't, so stop being a Billy!"

"A Billy?"

"Yes! A Billy Goat Bully!"

He sighs, shakes his head a motions back to the circle. Once we sit back down Jeff laughs and stares at Slender.

"Yo white string bean!"

"What Jeffrey."

Slender sounds so done, at least he isn't angry yet.

"Truth, Dare, or Spin that bottle."

"Dare."

I guess that is the safest in for Slender. He doesn't want to stuck in a closet with anyone except for me of course. Que the hair flip. He has too many valuable secret information so he won't answer any truths.

"I would dare you to put honey on your nose and then flour but you are white as hell and have no nose."

Slender seems to growl as others stifle a laugh. As in others I mean me. I need to stifle a laugh. Jeff seems amused to make someone laugh.

"But I dare you to unhook Rose's bra with one hand."

"Why meeeeeee."

I whine. Everyone has been picking on me. Making L.J. wrap me in toilet paper.  Candy Cane making me dance half naked on the porch. E.J. making me take off my socks with my teeth. Ticci making me touch the roof. Ugh I'm gonna die!

Slender blows raspberries, I wonder how he does that he doesn't have a mouth. Weird.

He lifts up my shirt and snaps the bra open with two fingers.

"I have things to do. Excuse me."

He walks away. Everyone just stands there with a What The Hell look on their face.

"What the hell?"

Offender just smirks as I rehook my bra. After an hour later it is really dark and most of the people left to go kill or to go sleep. I am now playing numbers with Candy Pop in the living room.

"And that is why I will never, ever go scooba diving in the Bahamas with pirates again."

"To be honest I didn't understand half of what you said."

He just laughs the bells in his hair jingling.

"Did you know that Slender used to be like Offender?"

"What?"

"Yes! He used to lure people he found beautiful and do naughty horrible things to them."

He bites the bottom of his lip and smiles creepily.

"I will have to ask him about that."

Candy helps me up and offers to make me something to eat. I decline and make my way upstairs to my room to open the box from Undertaker.

I open it up and I see his familiar handwriting, half pretty half messy.

My dearest Rose petal,

The rainy mornings remind me of you sitting in the windows with a book. How lovely it was to watch you grow and how lovely it was to teach you magic. Sadly this letter is not of good times a Joy's. The creatures you are with are not what you can make them out to be. In this box is a record letters and photographs of those demonic creatures. Take care of yourself and remember to call me if you are in need.

~Underbaker

P.S. Zalgo is comming.

I used to call him Underbaker when I was younger, it was a joke because he would make me skeleton faced cookies. But Zalgo is comming. Is everything okay?

"Rose."

I jump and hold the box to me and throw the bottle on my nightstand at him. He catches it.

"You scared the mother loving doo doo out of me."

"What are you doing?"

I look down at my box.

"Just looking at memorabilia ya know?"

"No I don't."

I look at Slender then close all of the letters papers and stuff into the box. I put it away.

"Hey how did you just snap my bra off?"

"It is simple you see-"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO."

I stand up on my bed.

"Candy Pop said you used to be a whore."

"Not exactly."

He walks up to me and wraps his arms around me.

"Lies!"

I declare like I am Watson. I am not good enough to be Like Dr.Holmes. He chuckles loudly.

"I only sought out women of my choice." He becomes fleshy and kisses my cheek.

"Why do you say Zalgo is comming?"

I lock my jaw. Stupid mind readers.