Author: uh....f*ck, line?
Reader: "sup, it's R4V3R." Don't tell me you forgot your own name you dumb shi-
Author: FAMILY FRIENDLY. JK, I do have a swearing problem but that's what pens and pencils are for.
Reader: no? They were invented for the art of literature and-
Author: *raises index finger* wrong, anyway. Is this the intro?
Reader: yes idiot.
Author: oh.....S H * T
•••TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES•••
Author: HEY! Sorry about that, when people aren't watching, things get weird. This story is a bit about me. Like the things I watch, eat, etc. MOVING ON!
Anime. I LIVE FOR IT. BNHA, Black Butler, Spongebob, and Attack on Titan! I'm a MARVEL fan, Star Wars enthusiast, and basically anything that has to do with action. Shark movies will always be a yes for me, I love watching people get attacked by giant carnivorous fish.
I bet you can guess my favorite food just by those first few words...it's pizza. Also Reese's candy, I will fight for it. aNd wIN.
A few of my hobbies are sleeping and listening to music. I love heavy metal, no matter what people say. I've always found a way to relieve my stress while screaming the lyrics to Kick Me by Sleeping With Sirens. My favorite bands are Fall Out Boy, Twenty One Pilots, Panic! At the Disco and the Neighborhood. My current favorite songs are Guillotine by Jon Bellion, Blood//Water by grandson and Revenge by captainsparklez. If you don't know that song....I can't help you.
Random Fun Facts: I'm basically immune to any pain below my waist.
I will legit start c a c k l i n g if I watch CallMeCarson
I can eat small rocks, but eventually throw up because humans aren't supposed to eat things like that
I love pulling all nighters
I have the attention span of a tree stump
Anyway. That's all for now! I hope you enjoyed this little chapter about me. If you ever want to talk to me about any problems, I'm all for it! I'm no therapist, but I know that talking out an issue will sometimes make it better.
~~•Goodbye my Devil children!•~~
YOU ARE READING
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RandomA lil' about the author! If anyone has any questions, feel free to ask. Stuff like my favorite TV show, what I do during blackouts. The standard stuff.
