note: italics are MC's thoughts (MC stands for main character aka you)
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[ 9:52 a.m. ]
[ YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN "ADA" CHATROOM ]
[ DO YOU ACCEPT? ]
[ NO ]
[ → YES ]
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[ unknown 1 ]
mc'scuse me bitch?! punch her in the cooter, I don't give a damn
[ unknown 2 ]
Yosano-sensei, please refrain from using such vulgar language over the Internet. We are the esteemed Armed Detective Agency, we should be setting a proper example.
Armed Detective Agency? Never heard of 'em, must be some Japanese thing. And why is there someone quoting a meme from over 3 years ago?! Dead things should stay dead. Oh, wait, detective agency--holy shit they found out already?!
unknown 2 is typing...
[ unknown 2 ]
Wait, who is this newcommer and why are they in our group chat..? It may not be in my ideals, but this still concerns the Agency.
Unknown number, state your business here.
[ unknown 3 ]
wait, kunikida-san!! what if they're a client???
[ unknown 4 ]
if theyre a client then they wouldve said it already, dumbass
several people are typing...
[ unknown 4 ]
honestly, u guys are so stupid smfh
[ unknown 3 ]
i-um i-i'm sorry ranpo-san!
Ranpo-san? Isn't that dude some 19th century writer or something? But the real question is why that "unknown 3" guy stuttered over the internet-
[ unknown 2 ]
Ranpo-san, please do not insult other members. It is disrespectful and not what the Agency stands for.
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wrong number | bsd.
Humor違う数 / wrong number in which a normie is accidentally slipped into a group chat full of eccentric and possibly dangerous detectives. but hey, you can't blame them for having a generic phone number. ⇢ bsd belongs to asagiri and harukawa ⇢ #3 in bsd, #...
