basically i edit this intro too much but this is like half-crack and text with serious moments and hopefully a plot
ur gonna be italian but have a japanese surname bc ur parents r weebs
𝘸 𝘢 𝘳 𝘯 𝘪 𝘯 𝘨 𝘴
- lots of swearing
- jojo poses bc fornite sucks
- ooc characters
- prob dirty jokes
- endgame spoilers
- dead memes
- mentions of suicide
𝘱 𝘭 𝘢 𝘺 𝘭 𝘪 𝘴 𝘵
- despacito by luis fonsi ft. daddy yankee
- pumped up kicks by foster the people
- head in the clouds by joji
- bee movie script by dreamworks
- alexander hamilton by original broadway cast of hamilton
- mr. sandman by the chordettes
- silhouette by kana-boon
- concerto no. 2 in g minor, op. 8, rv 315 "summer" III. presto by antonio vivaldi
- bring me to life by evanescence
- one is the loneliest number - three dog night
𝘤 𝘩 𝘢 𝘳 𝘢 𝘤 𝘵 𝘦 𝘳 𝘱 𝘳 𝘰 𝘧 𝘪 𝘭 𝘦
name: nakajima [y/n]
age: 19-20 years of age
background: born into an italian family, currently living in yokohama, japan. a college student with a business major*, studying [accounting, marketing, statistics, finance, etc.].
appearance: whatever they look like
personality: sarcastic and v lazy 24/7. dead inside. likes making fun of ppl. very selfish and only cares for themself. big hypocrite. has zero faith in society. huge memer, though.
likes: stealing memes, sleeping, living their life
dislikes: meme stealers, responsibilities, russian ppl
life motto: "I just wanna live my life, man."
*i gave u a business major for a reason. you'll find out later lolol
𝘥 𝘪 𝘴 𝘤 𝘭 𝘢 𝘪 𝘮 𝘦 𝘳
idk u can continue reading basically like textfic idea isn't mine and i get most my inspiration from bnha ones also i don't own bsd don't sue me k bye u can read the book now
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wrong number | bsd.
Humor違う数 / wrong number in which a normie is accidentally slipped into a group chat full of eccentric and possibly dangerous detectives. but hey, you can't blame them for having a generic phone number. ⇢ bsd belongs to asagiri and harukawa ⇢ #3 in bsd, #...
