Augustus' driving is crappy.
Probably because he only has one real leg.
His other leg is a cyborg, I think.
It probably wants to take over humanity.
That's why his driving is crappy.
That girl I talked about before tells him his driving is crappy.
I bet his leg wants to run her over.
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The Fault in our starts 2.0
Humor~A parody~ This is just a parody of "The Fault In Our Stars" by John Green. It is not meant in any way to offend or discriminate against anyone. Thank You
