Performed by Mitchell Hope (Ben), Spencer Lee, Kala Balch, Marco Marinangeli
Ben:
Ma chere Mademoiselle,
It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure,
That we welcome you tonight.
And now, we invite you to relax,
Let us pull up a chair.
As the dining room proudly presents
Your dinner!
Crowd:
Be our guest,
Be our guest,
Put our service to the test.
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie,
And we'll provide the rest.
Soup du jour,
Hot hors d'oeuvres.
Why, we only live to serve,
Try the grey stuff.
It's delicious!
Don't believe me?
Ask the dishes.
Ben:
They can sing, sing, sing.
They can dance, dance, dance.
After all, Miss, this is France.
And the dinner here is never never second best.
Go on, unfold your menu.
Go on Take a glance and then you'll,
Be our guest,
Be, our guest,
Be our guest,
C'mon, yeah be our guest, guest, guest.
Crowd:
Beef ragout,
Cheese souffle,
Pie and pudding en flambe.
We'll prepare and serve with flair,
A culinary cabaret.
You're alone,
And you're scared,
But the banquet's all prepared.
No one's gloomy or complaining,
While the flatware's entertaining.
We tell jokes,
I do tricks.
With my fellow candlesticks,
And it's all in perfect taste,
That you can bet.
Come on and lift your glass,
You've won your own free pass.
To be our guest,
Ben:
If you're stressed,
It's fine dining we suggest.
Ben & Crowd:
Be our guest,
Be our guest,
Be our guest,
Be our guest,
Be our guest.
