Clyde's very bad day at the lake

Clyde's terrible horrible no good very bad day at the lake

It was a bright, sunny and blue day outside. Really nice weather. Like, really nice weather. You know the type of weather that's not too hot, not too cold, and is perfect to do anything in? Token's family (being with how much money they had) payed for Token and all his friends to go kayaking. Craig, Tweek, Clyde, Token, and Jimmy all climbed out of Token's mom's minivan. Token's parents payed for the boy's kayak rent fee thing and waved them off.

They all stood on the beach together. Token, Craig, Tweek, and Clyde were getting their kayaks set up, while Jimmy stood on the beach and watched them. Token helped Jimmy get into the kayak then take his crutches off. The boys got into their kayaks and began to paddle off together.

Clyde was having a bit of trouble steering, and his kayak was rocking a lot. Craig saw this, and immediately got a malicious idea. He paddled over to the boy and used his paddle to pour some water into his kayak.

"Craig, What the?!" Clyde yelled, trying to bat Craig away with his paddle.

Token and Jimmy were paddling off in the distance with each other and laughing.

Suddenly, Tweek rammed into Craig as full speed. Craig was surprised, and the kayak shook a whole lot, nearly knocking him into the water.

"Tweek, what the hell?!"

"Ah, sorry Craig! I didn't see you there."

"Yes you did, you did that on purpose!"

"Craig I swear, I didn't!"

"You wanna try that again, bitch?!" Craig stood up on his kayak, paddle in hand and ready for battle. Tweek rolled his eyes and stood up on his kayak as well. The two began to whack each other with their paddles.

"Guys..! Please! I'm sinking.." Clyde's kayak was half under water, it was sinking because of all the water Craig had put into it. He was leaning over the kayak and crying profusley. "Help me.."

Tweek and Craig smacked each other so hard with their paddles they both fell into the water. Some people on the main land saw the kids falling into the water and another kid sinking. They called the rescue services.

2 hours later

Clyde sat in his living room, crying and soaking wet.

"And then, Craig began filling my kayak with water, and I was sinking. And then, Tweek and Craig hit each other into the water and almost drowned. They had to go to the hospital... and then when the safety people rescued us I thought this guy was waving at me so I waved back but he was just waving to his daughter... I was so embarassed. Wahhh!!!"