Camera is place behind three boys in road man gear the main is int the middle. Epic road an music plays as the boys walk down a street camera tracks them from behind not revealing face
After about 90 secs the boys reach a pub as they walk in music stops still don't show face .
Camera tracks the door opening and shutting from the top
Camera pans behind the boys who are now at the bar no face still bartender comes over
Camera is behind the leads head to the left slightly and the bartender is the focus of the shot
Bartender: what can I sort you boys out with then
Kev: three pints of larger my man
Bartender : got ID on you mate
Camera now behind the bartender showing face of lead
Kev : ( face in disgust and confusion) what you talking bout ID
Camera now alternates between who's talking
Bartender : I'm not serving you Without ID
Kev: ID? ID?! What has this world come to boys that a mature man such as me self can't get a pint without being asked for ID .
Bartender : look I'm not serving you unless I see confirmation that your over 18
Camera now on lead but with his friend to the right of him in shot
Kev friend to Flips : but where not over 18 Kev
Kev looks at his mate with a blank expression : flips don't bait me out man
Bartender : look if your not gonna order something I can serve you then please leave
Kev turns from flips towards the bartender but only his head : Three largess boss just serve mans
Bartender : you can have three shandy's and that's it
Kev: right right right give us that then .
Flips : can I have a cordial mum says I gotta stay of the fizzy stuff (looks at Kev) it's makeing me bloated
Kev looks lost
Kev grabs the drinks and starts to walk towards a booth
The boys sit down
Kev : oi Danny man
Camera shows Danny on the fruit machine and walks over
Danny: nearly just won the jackpot then
Kev: more like crack pot you waste man come sit down
Danny drinks the shandy
Danny : what's this , thought you said you could sort us out with a larger bruv
Kev: well I did didn't I there's just some lemonade an all
Flips : I can't drink that either way too many bubbles
Danny: thought you said you knew the bartender and he'd sort you out
Kev: yeah well there's a new one init
Flips : it sucks though cause I well love Dr Pepper
Kev looks towards flips : what?!
Flips : Dr Pepper it's the best pop out there like I don't mind Fanta but bout compares to Dr Pepper .
Kev: I don't give a shit what sorta drinks you like what are you going on about
Flips: well I can't drink no more fizzy pop becuse I'm getting fat init , the bubbles make you all bloated and that
Kev covers face and shakes his head
Kev: I'm surrounded by waste men
Danny : oi it's terry
Kev : oi heads down lads heads down
The camera is in the middle of the bar Danny leaves to the bathroom as Terry walks in with a small gang looks around while all his gang file in
Terry walks up to the bar and leans against it with his back
Terry : a shit of tequilla my man
The bartender hands him a shit
Bartender : that's no good for you that stuff it'll give you bad heartburn
Terry: are you my fucking mum
Terry spots Kev and the gang : oi oi oi boys look who it is it's little Kevin
Kev: you right terry ?
Terry: what you doing in here little Kevin didn't your mums warn you bout these places
Kev :I'm just chilling terry just chilling
Terry : what you drinking boys
Flips : apple and raspberry Robinson's
Terry looks at his mates : there's boys are out here drinking fruit shoots (they all laugh)
Kev: I ain't drinking no fruit shoot
Terry : no? , what are you drinking then
Kev: pint of the good stuff you get me terry
Terry picks up Danny's left over glass and takes a drink and puts the glass down
Terry : thought your mums only let you have a shandy at chairman's Kevin . (They all laugh) well we're gonna leave you kids to your play date
Terry leaves and Danny walks back
Kev: where the fuck where you
Danny: I was on the toilet Kev
Kev: yeah shitting your pants. Let's just get out of here boys finish up
Camera is outside the pub entrance and films as the boys file out
Kev: I mean look at him
Camera films terry and his mates talking with a few girls
Danny: what do they want with that prick he's right rarrted
Flips: I heard he's going out with that Alisha
Danny looks at flips then back at terry :Alisha Hampshire from high school ,, oi she is well fit
Kev turns to the boys and the camera tracks his face : look boys that dick head over their has a few things we ain't got
Flips: is it ID
Kev: no it's not ID , he's got the three Ps boys , pussy paper and prescription
Flips: what has he got like tramadol
Kev : no his got prescribed cannabis it's a performance enhancing drug , it's like steds but for road men
Danny: and so what we don't need those things
Kev: oh but we do these three things rules the streets boys you need the paper to get the prescription you need the prescription to get the rep and you need the rep to get you the pussy. Come on (as the gang walks left offset )
Transition of area
Start shot in a bedroom
Kev: we need that type of cash if we ever want to amount to anything here
Danny: we don't need cash Kev we're fine just the way we are it's just society telling you that you need to earn to be worth anything it's all a grand scheme to convince kids that they have no worth other than monetary
Kev : have you been listening to your dads speeches again
Danny:
Kev: ducking cleft
Flips : oi they put grown ups 2 on Netflix
Kev: and, how does grown ups 2 solve my need for dish flips , how ?!
Flips: alright I was just saying , first one was banging anyway so the second one got to be it's just got to be
Kev : I'm surrounded by waste men
Danny; no he's got a point if the first one was mint the second one can only be better
Kev : oh yeah what happen with Percy Jackson 2 eh? , flips you saw that in cinema
Flips: yeah it was a bit shit but in general
Kev : twighlight new moon
Danny: okay I stopped watching after that one , wich is shit becuse rob patty's on is a bad man you get me
Kev : no Danial no I don't get you , you fucking jelly
Kev: no we need to stop this sequel talk becuse a ) a film is never as good as it's first entry and b) it doesn't help me earn a fat wad of cash so I can buy a big bag of weed and get some high class fucking pussy .
Danny: sorry Kev
Flips : yeah sorry Kev
Kev : don't apologies just think of ways we could get a fat tonne of cash
Flips: we could do car washes , I used to do those all the time in the 6 weeks
Kev: what?
Flips : me and kenny always used to go out and clean cars , fiver a whip it was just profit we always had regulars like mr haliyway
Danny: that's becuse mr halfway is a kiddie fiddler
Flips : no no that case is still pending he never did anything to me or kenny he was always a well
Kev: right enough it doesn't matter if mr halfway is a nonce becuse we ain't cleaning cars anyway , we're not 12 flips
Danny: why don't we start a business
Kev:
Danny: no no hear me out we start a business selling clipper lighters yeah becuse poeple always need a light don't they , it's like apple always sell phone charges becuse you'll always need one after you buy the new iPhone so if we sell lighters for poeple buying cigs we will make mad profit
Kev: okay Danny , where we getting this start up fund from eh?
Danny : we could - oh shit yeah fairs
Kev : right then , I've come up with an idea well you two bumbaclarts where waffling . Danny go buy some masks , flips go raid your brothers stash we want weapons
Boys we are going to rob a shop
Cut to credits
