• Soft Psycho • Delirious x Reader •

• Escape artist • pt 1

Heyyy dudesss so I'm currently writing this at 2 am so sorry for any mistakes. I'm also new to this fandom so please be nice. 

The characters are You (y/n), H2Odelirious, Vanoss, I AM WILDCAT and MiniLadd (IDC if mini isn't in the bbs, I'm adding him ANYWAY) Hope you enjoy :))) 

• Y/n POV • 

"Yall ain't ready for this!" I call out from my cell. I can hear the guards running down the concrete floors, their leather boots making the floor rattle. I finish planting the last of my fake c4 under the bed. "PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!" I slowly stand up with my hands above my head "gentlemen, no need to shout, I'm right here" I'm such a smartass "STAND AWAY FROM THE BED! NOW!" there are now about 20 Guards watching my every move. "again with the yelling" "HURRY UP!" "Okay, okay, Jesus" I walk over to the opposite side of my cell and stand by the sink, hands still in the air "go check the bed," one of the guards says. They flip my bed over "hey! I just cleaned that- oh never mind" I roll my eyes. 

"there's nothing boss" "hey can I put my arms down now, they're getting sore-" "WHERE ARE YOU HIDING IT?" the 'boss' points his gun at my forehead "Woah, okay, first of all, you need to chill out. Second of all,  I have no idea what you're talking about" "oh yes you do" I give him a confused look "what are you planning? are you gonna blow this place up? kill everyone single-handedly? or climb out and hope to go unnoticed?" he looks me dead in the eyes "ya' know those are all very good plans, but you see boss, I've already done all of those, and to be honest, that's old news. What I was actually planning on doing, is peacefully walk out the front entrance." A smirk crosses my face. "If it were up to me, I'd shot you right here an now-- what's that noise?" A beeping noise emerges from my bed "bye-bye" I say as I rush out the cell "DON'T LET HER GET AWAY!" I sprint down the concreted pathways, every single guard is now chasing me. I let out my iconic maniacal laugh, running faster as the adrenaline kicks in. I reach the end of the corridor and lookup. All the women in the prison are now shouting and cheering me on from their cells "I love you, ladies!" I blow a kiss towards them. The women screams echo through my head, reaching their hands out of the iron bars. God, for people that have seen death, they sure do act like teenage girls at vidcon. All the guards start charging at me like angry bulls. I wave goodbye before disappearing around a corner. I pull out my tracking device "3......2......1..." 

Huge explosions fill the concreate box, killing every single guard, and some inmates "Let's go ladies!" I grab a gun, all 500 women following. We charge the front gates, shooting everyone in our paths. More and more guards start appearing. "fuck" I mumble to myself. Every single woman gets slaughtered instantly "if you want something done you gotta do it yourself" I roll my eyes, I dodge every bullet that comes towards me, shooting everyone, they're honestly just pissing me off at this point. 

I shoot the last guard, and rest my gun on my shoulders and blow my fridge out of my face "that took a turn". I look at all the blood and dead corpses around me. I walk out the front gates, happy to be free once again. "PUT YOUR HANDS UP WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM Y/N!" "fuck"