A Bronx Tale

Seven.

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I rolled my eyes getting off Instagram.

"Really, you right next to me" i said to Dede.

"How long you and midnight been fucking 'round?" he asked.

"I do not fuck with that man" i said.

"Girl i knew when yo' mama was messing with Jon, and it's like history repeating itself. This Jon karma" he laughed.

"Chillout" i laughed.

"But really i don't mess with him.. I did but we just don't work out" i admitted.

"I knew it. Jon gone kill that boy" he said shaking his head.

"No he's not because Jon ain't gone find out" i said.

"Why you looking at me? I'm not a snitch" he said.

"You told on me when i went to my first party. You told on me when i got asked to prom. You told on me when i got my first kiss in the park!" I said.

"First of all, I thought he knew all that shit and secondly you was 7 years old. Yo' fast ass had no business kissing that girl" he said.

"She kissed me! I got a whooping for that shit" i said.

"Jon said he wasn't raising no dyke" Unc laughed.

"Akiki, i wasn't a dyke" i mugged him.

"You right, a stud" he said pushing me as he laugh.

"This why Uncle Stunna finna be my favorite" i said.

He stopped laughing.

"Good, you can bail his ass outta jail next time 'cause I'm tired of getting them 4 am calls with Jon" he said.

"You done made a couple of them 4 am calls too" i said hitting the blunt.

"Yeah because i got locked up with his dumbass" he said.

"What y'all do?" I asked.

"I don't even know. It's been so many times i done memorized yo' daddy number" he said.

I shook my head.

"One time it was for suspicion of possession. They couldn't find the weed for shit. Buddy was pissed so he took us to the station" he said.

"Y'all must've threw it out" i said.

"Hell nah i ate that shit" he said.

"How much?" I laughed.

"On god i ate the rest of the zip, it was about 3.5 left in there. I went to the station high as hell" he said.

"Oh my God, why Stunna ain't eat none?" I asked.