the agent of live and death

a cup of tea

I and my friend (put your enemy name) were having a cup of tea in the balcony on a fine morning of sunday.suddenly my friend (enemy name) feel very deep pain his his chest and fell down from his chair.I thought he was taking last breaths of his life but I continued after some time the agent of life and death came and started checking the name of my friend (enemy's name) but it didn't find it. But said he just got a gas attack he will be fine in 10 minute. I felt was very sad but thought if he will live I would be sad again as he is my small enemy. I saw a stone near the legs of my friend (enemy) I lifted it and throw it on his head.
After 9 min and 30 seconds the agent of life and death came with a ambulance and a sweeper the agent throw his body into ambulance and sweeper cleaned the whole area as new. And all of them gone to hell.
While this was happening I completed my tea and call his father(enemy's father) that in a crying voice "sir your your son died because of a heart attack and the agent of life and death took him to heaven". Father said "so sad my son died but who can stop the writing of God, bye take care"
At last nothing new happened but after a week a bill came to my room that 'the cleaning of blood and disposal of body cost me 100 Rs'