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Asano:
Are you trying to admit that your a murderer?

"He's so adorable."

What the hell!?

Y/N:
But Itachi was holding me back
Swinging a sword that'll bite
When I slice
And you'll never be given a chance
Fight back but I know you cant

Asano:
Wait I thought you was Itachi!?

Y/N:
Don't got a plan but I'm sure I'll win
Akatsuki is my motivation
Holding the world in our hands
The sea not the land
You straight

Asano:
Well I'm definitely not gay or Bai so yeah I'm straight.

Y/N:
I'm a slant
Hidden in mist
Unpredictable man
Never made friends
Killed all of them
If I had a chance
I'd do it again

Asano:
You turning into a murderer?

Y/N:
Once upon a time
Ina village that's hidden
Picture him on his knees
Praying to the Jashin
A hooded mad man
With grey hair

Asano:
What's the Jashin?

Y/N:
Understand I'll swallow the blood
Of you next of kin
Now prepare
And beware
And be scared
As you feel the tiny hairs

Asano:
Why would I be scared of you. Your like a marshmallow.

"Aw he's sweet!"

My eyes widened as I heard that. I looked at them and then looked back at my phone since I got another text.

Y/N:
On the back of your neck
Stand up
Feel me drag your body to the
Akatsuki lair
To the boss who's chillin In a chair
Now what?

Asano:
What Lair?

Y/N:
Even if you go to decapitate me
I'll still be talking reckless
Bout the ugly puzzled expressions on your faces
Could care less about the money

Asano:
What money?

Y/N:
I do it for religion
Envision me giggling like
A little girl at your funeral

Asano:
Who said you will be there?

"And now my heart is broken."

Y/N:
These black threads grab necks
Snap
Next opponent to be trapped within the web
Will have their last death
Failed the mission for my village
And now they all want me gone

Asano:
What trap!
What web?

Y/N:
So I'm here living as a killer
With Hidan
We form the zombie combo
Stitched up like the monster
Of Frankenstein
Not a nip tuck

Asano:
Who's Hidan?
What zombie combo?

Y/N:
These scars are my battle lines
My rampant anger causes tremors like I slammed an anchor
And I can fix up any single wound without a bandage plaster
Foes are feeble
Blows are lethal

Asano:
What blows?
Oh my god what is going on!?

"Awww~ he's just adorable!" I heard the YouTuber say.