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Asano:
But I'm not losing my breath.

Y/N:
I'll be removing your head
Grandma chiyo
She ain't nothing but just a
Preachy hag
Don't be mad

Asano:
I'm not mad.

(I'm going to use all of the lyrics. Sorry.)

Y/N:
I have had to grow up without
Mom and dad
Sakura stumbling
Never malfunctioning
Encompassing powers
Emerged forms

Asano:
Do you know what Encompassing means?

Y/N:
Think you can wander in
You will be suffering
Under the strength of the
Third lord

Asano:
What third Lord?

Y/N:
Everybody knows I'm the sickest
Virtuoso
Itachi of the Sharingan
Foes move in slowmo
Throw my shuriken
With both eyes closed

Asano:
Your doing what and throwing what with your eyes closed?

"Ain't he adorable guys?" I heard the YouTuber say.

I couldn't see who it was because I was more focused on Y/N.

Then I felt my phone vibrate again.

Y/N:
That's a low blow
Even Orochimaru wants my body
No Homo
Aww
You think it's funny when my bro is in a chokehold?

Asano:
You have a brother?
Why he is in a chokehold?

Y/N:
All I see is blood when I start the Mangekyo though
Thinking you can pierce
My armor
That's a Susano no
Take your whole fam

Asano:
You see blood?

Y/N:
Me and Tobi kill em solo
Spitting this fireball
Kisame's water wall
This flow has more art
Then Deidara's entire hall

Asano:
Who's Tobi?

Y/N:
Thinking you know me
But this would've been my
Façade
You seeing double
And trying to fight them all

Asano:
Who trying to fight?

Y/N:
Sending these crows to you
Cuz you'll be dying while
I'll just be chilling
Tsukuyomi
Your mind is gone

Asano:
My mind is fine....
What's this about?

Y/N:
A Shinobi unseen
I don't like applause (Kisame)

Asano:
Who's Kisame?

Y/N:
Kisame of the Akatsuki
Hidden in mist I'm a monster
Jinchuuriki power now combined
With Samehada

Asano:
Well that answered my question.

Y/N:
Eat ya chakra yeah I'm flexing
Underwater sharkskin
Powerful
A sword in hand
That makes me one of seven

Asano:
Seven?

Y/N:
I'm a menace and I'll kill for you
Cuz I like the pain
Arrange an assassination
I'm making sure that your slain
I never wanted to leave em alive