Ochako's Fanfiction Adventure

Day Zero: Alternate Universe

Please Note: This first chapter is completely diffrent then the rest of the story. I don't want to spoil the start of the next chapter by telling you why, but if you're not into this AU you can skip ahead one chapter and get to where the real story starts ;)

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This is my attempt to get myself writing more by contributing to Kacchako week 2019! I want to try to link all of the prompts together into one 8 chapter adventure.
Day Zero: Alternate Universe
Day One: Summer
Day Two: Otherworldly
Day Three: Fake Dating
Day Four: Domestic
Day Five: Soulmates
Day Six: Camping
Day Seven: Fantasy

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Katsuki Bakugou crept down the hallway that lead to his apartments living room, as quietly as he could. He'd just managed to pass out after an utterly exhausting day running his uptown kitchen, when he thought he heard a noise. He held his breath as he inched closer to his destination. He could see the christmas lights from his tree reflecting off the wall as he crept nearer.

There! He'd just heard it again! A soft thump, like someone had just set something heavy down. This time he was certain he wasn't hallucinating or dreaming, someone was in his damn house!

Who the fuck breaks into someones house on Christmas? What kind of monster would do such a thing? The joke was on them, he hadn't put out any gifts this year, there was no point when you lived all alone. He'd already felt silly putting up a tree, but his mom had gotten all weepy over the fact that he wouldn't be taking the journey home and her incessant sad text messages had finally driven him to it. He could deal with her crazy ass when she was angry, but when she got sad he caved pretty easily. One picture was all it took to finally get her off his case.

As he approached the edge of the hallway he grabbed one of the many culinary awards that sat on his entryway table. He clutched the heavy stone trophy in his fist as he peaked around the corner. Nothing could have prepared him for what he saw.

A woman fully decked out in a bright red Santa suit stood to the side of his tree. She was generously gulping down the customary glass of milk he'd put out next to a plate of cookies, like she had no cares in the world. His mouth fell open in shock as he watched her down every last drop before giving a content sigh, returning the glass to the table and wiping the back of her mouth with her gloved hand. The woman's eyes slowly opened revealing huge sparkling brown irises nestled over the rosiest cheeks he'd ever seen. The only words he thought capable of describing the shining look in her eyes were: pure joy.

Katsuki stood stunned in place. What the actual fuck was happening here? Was he being burgled by a hot chick pretending to be Santa or was he losing his mind? The tight grip he had on his award faltered, it tumbled to the ground with a huge crash. Both Katsuki and the intruder jumped at the sound.

"Ah! You're supposed to be asleep! What are you doing out of bed!" She jumped back and screamed at him!

"What am I doing! Who the hell are you! Why the fuck are you in my living room! Get out of my fucking house you crazy bitch!" He screamed back at her.

"Oh my, your language is atrocious! Don't be daft, I'm Santa and it's Christmas eve, why do you think I'm in your house!" She gestured towards her bright red outfit and flicked the white tuft at the end of her hat. "I visit every house I possibly can on Christmas eve!"

"So you are crazy, huh? You're aware that Santa Clause is a pudgy bearded old dude who drives a sleigh pulled by magical fucking flying reindeer, right? You might be round, but it's all tits and ass as far as I can see, where's your jiggling belly and jolly laugh, huh?" He stomped closer to her and crossed his arms in front of his chest.