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𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒊𝒗𝒆

chat- the band

roggie baby: so
now that you're home deaks i can ask my question

stalker alert: fire away rog

grandpa: im scared

freddiekins: same here

roggie baby: did you have a good sleepover with fred?

stalker alert: oh?
is that it?
yeah i had fun, it was nice

grandpa: oh thank god, it was actually a normal question.

freddiekins: im glad you had fun deaks !!
since we're on the topic, did you two have fun? bet it made it even better knowing you lied, huh?

grandpa: oh let it go fred, it was one time
and yes, we did. thank you for asking😌

freddiekins: let it go? my arse. im taking this to the grave, i hope you know that.

stalker alert: its their own loss, freddie😛

freddiekins: aHA you're right there
losers lol
😙

roggie baby: oh there was one other thing i wanted to ask
did you and fred shag?

grandpa: oh for god's sake

freddiekins: ROGER SHUT UP
YOU DUMB BLOND

roggie baby: you didn't deny it

stalker alert: no, roger, we didn't 'shag'

freddiekins: shame

stalker alert: freddie i swear. shut.up.
you're just as bad as roger

freddiekins: that actually hurt me.
physically, emotionally, mentally and spiritually

stalker alert: you'll get over it

freddiekins: what happened to my nice lil sensitive deaky
this deaky is mean😔

stalker alert: xx
im a meanie

roggie baby: i really enjoyed last night❤️

stalker alert: huh?

roggie baby: THAT WAS MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE

freddiekins: ROGER WHOM'ST????!!?!!?!!

grandpa: we-

stalker alert: wait
roger weren't you at brian's last night?
read 2:12pm

freddiekins: wait a minute
wait a damn minute

grandpa: oh god

freddiekins: YOU AND ROGER????!!?!?!?!?!!!!?!

stalker alert: LMAOOO WHAT GOES ON

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chat- roger and brian

brian: bloODY HELL ROG

roger: IM SORRY IM SO SORRYVLDLDK

brian: oh don't worry, im laughing
wheezing*