random things 🤭
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aries:
*bakuquad & dekusquad have a mini battle in kaminari's house*
iida: ok so here's our plan, izuku, you distract bakugo after we sneak in through the back door, after bakugo's gone, todoroki you—"
tsuyu: uhm, do you guys hear something?
izuku: wait I hear it too—
aries: *crashes through window* SURPRISE SURPRISE MOTHERF*CKER!!
todoroki: *burns down the house*
taurus:
*taurus, jiro and kaminari go to taurus' dorm*
kaminari: ...
jiro: kaminari—
kaminari: ...
taurus: ...what.
kaminari: hey, *taurus* why are the portions so small—
taurus: hey, you know what's smaller kaminari?
jiro: *wHeEzE*
gemini:
*gemini nearly comes into class late*
gemini: HEY GUYS! HIT OR MISS?!?
todoroki: depression is a bi*ch huh?
tokoyami: you got anxiety I bet it never leaves ya muah.
shinso: *comes from nowhere* your joy gonna find another it won't miss ya.
dabi: *at the window* it gon whip and hit the dab like it really hates ya.
gemini: ...*coughs* need someone to talk to? guys?
cancer:
*A WILD MINETA HAS APPEARED*
mineta: nice skirt
cancer: uh...thanks...I got them for 30% off...
mineta: I'd like to see them 100% off?
cancer: yea that'd be great...
mineta: *GASSPP*
mineta: YOUDSTRIPFORME—
cancer: but that's not a good way to run a business, sadly...
class 1A: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
leo:
*leo comes back from a study session*
drunk dude: hey girl
leo: yes do I know you—
drunk dude: ya know...I made a poem for you...
leo: let me hear it.
drunk dude: roses are red...violets are blu—
leo: did you know the colour of blue represents tranquility? oh and violets are more of an indigo? partially blue, but not entirely. blue is also the colour of—
drunk dude: ok stop. bye.
virgo:
bakugo: uGh, who let her in here? go away.
virgo: you know, I've had enough of you SHITASS. I'm done with your crap attitude that can't even be compared to a woman on her period having a mood swing. nothing comes out of that hole in your face other than shit. let's all keep the place clean, so would you please shut the F*CK up and shove all that bullshit up your cocky ass.
bakugo: ...you—
the whole universe: DID SHE JUST—
L.O.V: *plotting on how to get *virgo* to join them*
libra:
todoroki: h—
libra: CUZ YOU'RE HOT THEN YOU'RE COLD, YOU'RE YES THEN YOU'RE NO, YOU'RE IN THEN YOU'RE OUT, YOU'RE UP THEN YOU'RE DOWN, YOU'RE WRONG WHEN IT'S RIGHT, ITS BLACK THEN ITS WHITE, WE FIGHT WE BREAK UP...
midoriya: ...
libra: MIDORIYA.
midoriya: w-we kiss...we make u-up...
libra: WHERE'S THE KISS TODOROKI?!?! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
scorpio:
kirishima: do I look manly? *flexes*
scorpio: eijiro... words can't explain how manly you look right now...
kirishima: really? thank y—
scorpio: but numbers can. 4.5/10. go change my boy.
kirishima: ...ok...
sagittarius:
kaminari: *whispers* hey...check yaoyoruzu out...
sagittarius: *GASSSSPPPP* DENKI F*CKING KAMINARI YOU SON OF A MOTHERF*CKING BI—
tsuyu: *sagittarius*?
sagittarius: ...
tsuyu: *sagittarius*??
sagittarius: f*ck— SH*T— DAMMIT STOP SWEARING YOU B*TCH— F*CKKKK— NOOO
tsuyu: ribbit.
sagittarius: GET AWAY FROM ME I'M A MONSTER
capricorn:
capricorn: hey yaoyoruzu, iida, which came first, the chicken or the egg?
momo: the egg—
iida: the chicken—
momo: ...
iida: ...
momo: how would there be a chicken without the egg?
iida: how would there be an egg without the chicken?
*capricorn started a war in class 1A*
aquarius:
aquarius: hey! midoriya? I need your opinion...
midoriya: yes?
aquarius: so I made a flower crown for my tree snake, and I want to know what you think about it...
snake: ...
midoriya: ...
the snake that just wanted to say hi: HISSSSSSS (hi)
midoriya: *one for all 100%'s out of the classroom*
pisces:
kaminari: hey, what if they see us?
mineta: just a quick peek—
pisces: hi.
kaminari & mineta: aaaAAaAaaAAaaA
pisces: well well well, look who it is...
kaminari: spare us... pleasepleasepleaseeeeeee
pisces: you'll be of amazing assistance in my live organism test =)
kaminari & mineta: *runs*
pisces: HEY!! I NEEDED YOU GUYS TO HELP ME BUY SOME MATERIALS!!!
