Gamer's Goatee is dead

Rip Goatee

Ok this story is a joke owo
so don't attack me 😔

One day a girl named Synth found a youtuber called "Gamer". He has hairy legs, brown skin, black hair, thick, and most importantly...a fucking goatee. She decided to show it to her friend, Prowess. Little did Synth know that this Prowess person would hate this guy forever.

When she sent Prowess a playlist that had Gamer acting stupid and weird. Prowess did not like this man even more when Synth kept showing pictures of Gamer stroking his goatee, and always saying "fuuccck what's popping?"

So...Prowess decided to threaten Synth that if she didnt stop showing anything about gamer or anything related to him that Prowess would shave his disgusting, horrible, monsterous, and weird goatee off.

But Synth decided to be a bitch and decided to not listen to Prowess warnings. Prowess has given Synth a few chances but today on June 30th at 8:41 am.. Synth blew her last and final chance.

Synth said to Prowess "I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD, ANIME, JESUS, ALLAH, THE BUDDHA, MARY, CALLMECARSON, JSCHLATT, AND GAMER ON MY SIDE!" Prowess then said to Synth "I'm going to shave his goatee off now."

Synth begged for Prowess not to leave but Prowess didn't listen. Synth has lost. Prowess brought a razor and rope with her to shave gamers goatee off. Then she went to wherever the fuck Gamer lives. Prowess knocked on Gamers door and he answered. Prowess said "Hello Gamer! I love your videos! May I come in your house and have your autograph and a picture with you?" Gamer replied "Thank you um?" "Prowess." "Thanks you Prowess! You may come in my house and you can have my autograph and have a picture with me." Gamer let Prowess come into his house and he closed the door once she entered.

When he was done giving her his autograph, Prowess got her razor out and some rope of her bag. "Change of plans. Your goatee needs to go." Prowess tied gamer up. Gamer started to cry and beg for Prowess not to do this and to have some mercy in him. Prowess didn't listen and she started to shave his goatee off.

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Prowess finally finished shaving his goatee off. He was now a sobbing mess. Ah I guess this man really liked his goatee. Well too bad. Prowess thought.

In the end, Gamer and his friends held a funeral for his goatee. Even Synth attended it. While Prowess was having a party for killing his goatee.

Rip Gamers Goatee.