DSA 6: Mun Landing Part 1
Hello. My name is Corgas Kerman, Reporter for KNN and as of today, a DSA certified Kerbonaut. The monstrosity you see behind me is the Mk 1 In-Cu-Bus Medium with a bunch of extra boosters attached. Apparently the DSA's ambition has outpaced their engine research. The Calculators say that this might be the most inefficient way to get to the Mun. On top of the launch system is a Lander and Mothership. I will be joining Jebediah on the Mun! We are T - 30 Minutes. Earlier today Jeb positioned a modified Succ-U-Bus B in orbit around Kerblin for our reentry. This is Corgas Kerman with KNN signing off of the air and Kerbin.
<Note: You may notice that there are no parachutes on this command pod... I noticed during reentry.>
Reporter(Cor): Uh... Val? Is the lander really called the Fondeler or am I just reading this wrong?
Val: Iz Fondeler yes.
Reporter(Cor): Why?
Val: I tink it haz to due with touching virgin worlds or some-ting. De first two names were rejected by de PR people.
Reporter(Cor): Wait. They rejected names before Fondeler? Morbid curiosity here, but what were they.
Val: Well ah... I tink they were... Cherry Popper and Tentacle Hentai.
Reporter(Cor): <Face Palms> Why?
Val: <Shrugs> I tink maybe Bill waz dropped on hiz head az a child. Anyway. I need to go. We need to reposition the Concubine.
Reporter(Cor): Why is it called the Concubine?
Val: I tink it haz to do with constant docking, but I do not know.
Mothership and Lander separated.
Mothership spun and docked with Lander.
And we're off to land on the Mun.
(To Be Continued)
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