hey hope you like these, thought of these off the top of my head. Enjoy :)
1. Order a 1500000000 inch sub
2. Sit at a random table next to someone and yell "BAWKKKK BAWKKK BAWKKK" like a chicken
3. ask for plain bread, when you've finished your order and they start to wrap it up, ask if it was wholemeal bread, and yell at them.
4. ask them to cut the cheese into 1/4 peices and when their done say "I ORDERED 1/8 PEICES"
5. keep changing your order
6. ask for "sefdbjknrudb" cheese, just mumble when you talk and see if they get annoyed
7. ask the same gender worker if their single
8. go behind the bench and self serve yourself. When they ask what your doing, say "I thought it was self serve"
9. argue over bread
10. argue over cheese
11. ask for mayo, and when their done say you didn't want it and watch them scrape it off
12. pay in pennies
13. ask your imaginary friend what they want
14. talk in third person
15. drum on the table so loud and start rapping
16. start beep-boxing
17. ask for shredded cheese
18. ask if you can have the seeds taken out of the pickles
19. ask if they deliver, then walk out
20. meow occasionally
21. while your meowwing, jump up on the tables and start purring
22. gallop and make horse sounds
23. answer every question with a yes
24. tell them your order backwards
25. sing annoying songs that will get stuck in their heads
26. repeat everything they say
27. order a big mac
28. order fries with that
29. walk out the door when they put your order in the grill
30. tell them this list
31. cry
32. when your crying start talking so they can't understand your order
33. propose to the worker
34. do a mime show
35. order while your being a mime, see if they understand
36. talk in haiku
37. constantly look at the ceiling
38. tell them you wet your pants and ask if they can take care of your 'little problem'
39. fake a heart attack
40. stand in the corner
41. stand in the corner and mumble
42. stand in the corner and mumble your order
43. give them a 10, but insist you gave them a 50
44. ask when the next train leaves
45. ask for a ticket
46. talk in oprah
47. or just sing to them
48. hop like a bunny/frog
49. spit when your ordering
50. yell your order
51. pretend your superman
52. dive onto the ground
53. sit at a table and complain you haven't been served yet
54. spell your order
55. say "I would like a__________________________"
56. say "I would like a__________________________" for ages and just walk out the door
57. film them and say this is going to be on Ellen
58. concentrate and tell them your sending them your order tellepathically
59. talk in slow motion
60. ask if the canned soda has refills
61. make car noises
62. ask for your sandwich to be cut in to two. . .no three. . .no four. . .heck just two.
63. repeat
64. pretend your being capture by aliens and just walk casually out
65. do an ellen's dance dare
66. order bread with nothing on it, complain about how bland it is
67. when they ask if you want something, scoff and say "what do you think?"
68. whisper your order
69. walk away in the middle of your order
70. come back and ask where your order is
71. leave a mess on your table
72. don't eat any of your meal and spread it on the table
73. order in pig language
74. ask where the nearest subway is
75. ask them to toast a salad
76. drum on the pepsi can
77. when they ask you how your going, say "well the good news is their naming a desease after me"
78. ask them what gender they are
79. ask for a vegetarian meat ball sub
80. call them jared
81. tell them they're mispronouncing simple words
82. keep your eyes crossed
83. dance
84. ask them to join your dance
85. ask them to join your dance to distract him then sneak in the counter
86. use comic book sound effects
87. argue with yourself
88. say hi to everyone you see
89. ask if they take (make up credit card)
90. clear your throat every other word
91. laugh maniacly occasionaly
92. order 25 sandwiches and walk out when they're done
93. talk in a fake accent
94. talk jibberish
95. tell them about your last theropy session and threaten to sue if they tell anyone
96. hum the mission impossible theme song
97. crawl and say "goo" a lot
98. ask for something they dont have
99. when they say they don't have it pout
100. tell them your escaping from afghanistan and ask if this can be your secret hide out
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