My Roommate Hates Me?

Him

"SHOTGUN WEDDING SHOTGUN WEDDINGGGG" I can really see her put her full soul into it and its one of the best moments ever

"Yah, why didn't you sing with me you jerk" she smacks my arm

"Because you were having so much fun on your own I didn't think you needed me" I state a small smile tracing my lips

"Okay so enough about myself, what brings you to my humble home, sir" she lays back onto her mountain of plushies

"Oh um-" I hesitate

"Well actually never mind it's nothing anymore" she clicks her tongue and raises her brow at my answer

"Come on I know you better than you know yourself, just let it out"

"Am I funny?" I question

"Funny looking yeah" she remarks causing me to roll my eyes

"I'm kidding kook" she shoves my shoulder after seeing me get a bit more serious

"Well...I may have overreacted to my new roommate" I rub the back of my neck looking at my hands in my lap

"You got a new roommate?! And didn't tell me??!" She was holding her hand to her heart sarcastically crying, "I guess our friendship did have to end somewhere, I just didn't think it'd be so soon," she pretends to wipe a tear

"It's just- he's mine, but there's this guy who's always-"

"Kook" Lisa interrupts, " I've told you so many times, you can't just decide someone is yours and expect it to come running after you"

"But it's always been that way, why can that guy just back off-" I say sharply

"You know Jeon, people do have feelings too, you can't j just use them till you get tired and dump them so someone new whose caught your eye, soon enough it's gonna come back to you" She sighs after realizing he's not listening

"You know all this emo-ness and dark rooms are doing something to your brain, I don't think that music is good for you-" I start

"But you listen to Fall Out Boy!" She retaliates pointing an accusing finger

"You see Fall Out Boy was in a pg13 movie so they're perfectly safe for my innocent ears" I state matter of factly

"No no no, what you're not remembering is that My Chemical Romance played on Yo Gabba Gabba which is, and I can not stress this enough, a cHILDRENS SHOW" She flails her arms

"Yeah yeah, whatever bullshit you're on, mkay" I say flatly

"You know what whoever that boy is, imagine if he were me and you were just some random dude trying to get into my pants, would you like that?" My eyes go wide at her question

She's like a sister to me, I'd beat anyone up who even touches her let alone try to get with her

I sigh, she has a point

"Do you get it now? That boy probably has a lot of people who would like to keep him away from you just like you would for me" she ruffles my hair