Argument Clinic Remake

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by LittleKandiRaver69

by LittleKandiRaver69

Palin: Hello, yes I would like to have an argument

Desk clerk: sure, that'll be 5 pounds please

Palin: 5 pounds for an argument?

Desk clerk: I'm only doing my job

Palin: sigh, fine.

He gives the clerk 5 pounds

Desk clerk: okay let me see, hmm.. Try mr Bayard room 12

Palin: thanks

Michael walks down the hall to the first door and opens it.

Bayard: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!

Palin: Well, I was told to come-

Bayard: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU BLOODY ELF LOOKIN, PIECE OF GARBAGE

Palin: I CAME IN HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT!

Bayard: oh, sorry. This is abuse, you want room 12A next door

Palin: okay thanks

Bayard: no problem at at

Palin leaves as bayard mumbles under his breath

Bayard: stupid git

Palin comes to another door and opens it abs walks in.

Johnson: I've told you once

Palin: No you didn't

Johnson: I most certainly did, now get out

Palin: listen, I paid 5 pounds to have an argument and I'm going to get one

Johnson: No you won't
I'm terribly busy and I don't have time for gits like you now get out of my office you buffoon!

Mr bayard burst through the door.

Bayard: you've ruined the bloody sketch ya twit!

Johnson: I'm sorry but all arguments must be paid for

Bayard: I'm not here for a bloody argument!

Palin: I just wanted a simple argument