Three Days Grace Opening For The Rolling Stones Gone Wrong

Getting Drunk With The Rolling Stones

As soon as they get to the bar... "You guys want beer?"
"I don't know. Is your beer actually good or does it taste like acid like Brad's beer?" Adam asked. "I'll tell you what. I'll pay for your beers, and if you don't like it, I'll give you money to go to the liquor store across the street."
"Fine!" Adam groaned as Mick went up to the counter. "Hello. What can I get you tonight?" An employee asked, but then he pauses for a second... "Wait a minute! ARE YOU MICK JAGGER?!" He squawked. "Maybe?"
"Hey everyone! Look, I'm serving for Mick Jagger!" The employee bragged. "Can I get 4 beers?"
"Yes." He responded as Mick pulls some money out of his pocket. "It's fine man. I'll just give it to you."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Fuck yeah!" He exclaimed as he put the money back in his pocket. Soon, the employee hands him his 4 bottles of beer as he takes them, hands the 3 to Brad, Neil and Adam, and takes the other one for himself. Adam then opens the bottle suspiciously and takes a sip. "Well?"
"Meh. My beer is still better, but it's better than Brad's shit beer."
"But are you going to drink it?"
"Yeah."
"Good!" About a half an hour later, everybody was now wasted, but soon, Brad and Neil walk by as they see Mick dancing with a familiar looking lady. "What the *hiccup* fuck! Is that Adam's *hiccup* mom?" Brad blurted out. "It can't *hiccup* be."
"I kind of *hiccup* hope it *hiccup* is to be *hiccup* honest with *hiccup* you. Adam's mom is *hiccup* hot!"
"Dude!"
"What?"
"You *hiccup* think that *hiccup* old hag is *hiccup* hot?"
"Don't *hiccup*  insult Adam's *hiccup* mom you *hiccup* asshole!"
"I'm just *hiccup* saying." After a while of watching and being slightly weirded out by the two dancing together... Except Brad. He obviously doesn't think anything of it since he's a gay fairy. "Wanna come inside my tour bus later and do... Things?" Mick asked her. "THINGS?!" They both squawked in horror. "So he's gonna *hiccup* bang Adam's *hiccup* mom?!" Brad yelled, probably louder than he should have. "It's *hiccup* no wonder Adam is a *hiccup* crackhead!" Neil responded as they both start running off. "ADAAAAAA- *hiccup* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *hiccup* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *hiccup* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *hiccup* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *hiccup* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!" They both screeched as they darted around the bar screaming Adam like a couple of maniacs until they finally do find him. "ADAM, *hiccup* MICK JAGGER IS *hiccup* GOING TO *hiccup* BANG YOUR *hiccup* MOM!!!!!" Brad screamed. "WHAAAAAA- *hiccup* AAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!" Adam squawked. "HE'S *hiccup* ABOUT TO *hiccup* BANG YOUR FUCKING *hiccup* MOM!!!!!!!"
"NO!!!! ONLY I CAN *hiccup* BANG MY *hiccup* MOM!!!!!!" Adam screeched as he ran off to find them. "Yep, he's *hiccup* definitely a *hiccup* crack head." Neil sighed as he and Brad follow Adam to his mom and Mick gone. "They're *hiccup* probably in The *hiccup* Rolling Stones' *hiccup* tour bus *hiccup* doing *hiccup* 'things'." Brad said, but without a response, Adam bolts out the door. "Wait! What is he *hiccup* doing?" Neil asked as he and Brad follow Adam out to The Rolling Stones' tour bus. Adam then bursts into the bus to his mom moaning. "MOMMY! I'LL *hiccup* SAVE YOU!" He yelled as he darted into the room to see that they are in fact 'doing things'. "GET OFF MY *hiccup* MOM YOU *hiccup* ASSHOLE!!!!!" That was when both Mick and Adam's mom immediately jumped and turned to him. "Adam?" His mom responded. "Yes!"
"Shit!"
"I'M NOT A *hiccup* SHIT!!!!!" He yelled as he started wailing hysterically. "Adam, listen."
"WHY *hiccup* SHOULD I?!?!?! YOU *hiccup* CALLED ME A *hiccup* SHIT!!!!!"
"Please pretend you didn't see this."
"Why?"
"Because," She then pauses and groans. "Look, your dad can't know about this."
"Why *hiccup* not?"
"Because I was having sex with Mick Jagger."
"WHAT?!"
"Can you please just promise not to tell your dad?"
"NO!!!!" He screamed. "Look, I understand I am wrong to be doing this, but it's only one time. Besides, it's Mick Jagger. Who wouldn't have sex with him?"
"YOU'RE *hiccup* GROSS!!!!" He yelled as he stormed out of the room, but as he's coming out of the tour bus, he stops for a minute, pulls out a bomb and throws it inside the bus. "DUDE!!!!" Neil yelled, but without a response, Adam darts off. That was when Neil grabs Brad and runs away from the tour bus as it blows up. Adam then starts laughing hysterically from a distance. "MAYBE NOW YOU'LL *hiccup* LEARN BEFORE *hiccup* CHEATING ON MY *hiccup* DAD WITH THAT *hiccup* GROSS OLD *hiccup* HAG, MOM!!!!" He then puts up the middle finger while sticking out his tongue and runs away laughing harder.