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Testing, Testing!

The next two weeks flew by faster then I'd hoped, and we were to meet at Nighteye Agency for our physical examinations before being transported to Higashiokorogawa for the lock-in. I packed my duffle bag with enough stuff to keep myself going for a week and headed over to my investor's agency. Sir was ready and waiting when I entered the building, saying that all we had to do was wait for my partner. I assured him they could start with me and it would be fine. Sir shrugged and sent me off to the lab. I walked in, dropped my bag, and began stripping like I always did for exams. Awata started first, having me sit on the table and spread my legs. Next was my breasts and armpits, and then it was on to Moashi. I stood with my arms, legs, and wings spread as he measured me all over, stopping every now and again to jot down his results.

Eventually, I heard a door open and close and figured it was Sir coming in to make sure we weren't messing around again, like when we drank the sulfur hexafluoride and I lit myself on fire to be a demon. I heard the footsteps stop abruptly and the two in front of me suddenly clammed up, no longer laughing at my comment about Moashi dating a person with a frog quirk and getting eaten. Awata quickly changed the subject, keeping as professional as possible, "So, has anything changed quirk wise? Have you done anything weird or unusual?"

"I made a grilled cheese with macaroni and bacon. Tamaki said it was really weird, but ate one with me anyways. But no, I haven't had any new quirk abilities pop up."

Moashi mumbled about how it was really weird, and Awata continued her questioning. "Alright, well have you been able to activate the other gas quirk? The one your mother has?"

"No. And I did try touching myself as you asked, but it really just feels like I'm pressing buttons. Like look," I grabbed my boobs and started squishing them in weird positions, causing my coworkers to crack up with laughter again. "See? No change in my gas. I just don't get what I'm doing wrong." Awata crouched onto the floor, unable to stand because of her laughing, and Moashi tried to get me to stop mashing my breasts together like a talking mouth. I started laughing and continued, personifying them more, "What's wrong Mister? You're just gonna let a pair of talking tits bring ya down? What kinda hero can't stand up to a pair of boobs, huh?" I heard a familiar laugh behind me and turned to see Aizawa struggling to contain himself while Sir glared at me, clearly disappointed in my actions.

"Ms. Chimera, would you mind if we got on with the examination? Then maybe we could actually get to the testing phase of the mission." I mumbled out a 'yes sir' and turned back to my coworkers. We continued with my examination, taking my blood pressure and a few samples, testing my reflexes and responses. They were all the same as usual, so I got dressed and waited for Aizawa's testing to finish before we moved into the conference room for another presentation. It was basically a summary of his expectations and what was required for the test to be a 'pass' or a 'fail'.  There were a couple of bits I definitely spaced out on but I was pretty sure I'd gotten the gist of it. The slideshow ended and we were given our last chance to back out. We both stated we were cool with it and started loading our stuff into the car. Once in and settled down, Sir asked me for my hand and I complied. Sir put another bracelet tightly on my wrist and suddenly I felt weak.

"Wait, I don't feel well."

Sir rolled his eyes and turned back to me, "You shouldn't. This is half of a handcuff. It'll make sure you don't use any of your quirks." Aizawa started talking and I turned to him, suddenly realizing how little conversational Japanese I actually knew. I heard a few words and phrases I understood, as well as a couple of articles and conjunctions, but other than that I was completely lost in his conversation with Sir. They both looked back to me and Aizawa seemed to catch onto my nervousness because one of the next words I heard was either scared or cute. I dunno but they're very close and he talks very fast.