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MY 4 MOODS:
I am too old for this shit.
I am too tired for this shit.
I am too sober for this shit.
I dont have time for this shit.

Life is hard
Its more harder
If your stupid

I hate it when peaple ask me what i am doing tommorow.....
I dont even know what i am doing right now

Why do peaple call it beauty sleep when you wake up terrible?

That annoying moment when you are
texting someone and auto correct decides to join the conversations.

I advice you
I know karate , kung fu, judo, tea kwon do, jujitsu and 28 other dangerouse words.

Some peaple are like clouds.
When they disappear, its a beautiful day.

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K
HALF
OF
MY
ENERGY
WASTED
ON
RANDOM KNOWLEDGE

I AM NOT CRAZY
..NO, WAIT...
MAYBE I AM CRAZY
ONE SECOND.......
I HAVE TO TALK TO MYSELF ABOUT THIS, HOLD ON.

I am actually a nice person.....
.....until you piss me off

You never know what u have until
YOU CLEAN
YOUR ROOM

I am not clumsy
Its just the floor hates me,
The tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way.........

The 4 words a girl wants to hear :
I bought you food

My house was clean yesterday....
Sorry you missed it

My bed is a magical place where i suddenly remember everything i forgot to do

My Saterday was going pretty well....
Until i realized it was Sunday

I never go to bed angry...
I stay up all night plotting revenge

BESTFRIENDS
they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public














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