The Making of Marc

4-LINGUINI GOES INTO LABOR

"AAAAAAA!!! REMY!! IM HAVING THE KID-"

"I'LL CALL THE AMBULANCE!"

"REMY, YOUR RATTY HANDS ARE TOO FUCKING SMALL TO CALL ANYONE!! JUST BRING ME THE CELL PHONE"

Remy squeaked as he brought it to him.

The ambulance eventually came to their flat.

"I'm sorry sir. Rats aren't allowed in our vehicle."

Linguini went into angry mode.

"LISTEN MR DOCTOR MAN. THAT RAT IS THE OTHER FATHER OF MY CHILD AND IF YOU DON'T LET HIM IN, I'LL YELL AT YOU!"

"Oh,,, I understand. Sorry sir."

"Uhhh, yeah you should be. DRIVE ME!"

They eventually arrived at le hospital.

A doctor stopped them on the way in. "You know, he's gonna be ugly. A rat and a human?? That's going to be bad."

"SCREW OFF! My ratty boyfriend AND I are both BEAUTIFUL! And I'm about to have my kid so get me THE FRICK ONTO THE LABOR TABLE"

The doctor rushed him in and set him on the table. Linguini and Remy's half human half rat son was eventually born.

And.
His.
Name.
Was.
Peter Mark Sinclair (Marc) Almond.

THE END.