at crash 'n splash

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Adam: yeah, this pee patrol. Got our eyes on a foreign object.

Man: uh, copy that number two, let's get that thing out of the pool as soon as possible.

Adam: we're going in, over

Sheldon: look at the size of that thing.what are they feeding these kids?

Vance: floater alert! Floater alert!better  hurt dweebs, it looks like it might need mouth to mouth. (Laughs) go back to the kiddie pool.

Lori: ignore him guys, he hasn't had his protein shake yet.

Sheldon: uh,  she's gone, you can stop sucking in your stomach.

Adam: I think she smiled at me.

Sheldon:she laughed at you.

Adam: yeah.

Sheldon: look, you're only my best bro all, but you can't compete ance of world. That guy is confident, cool, plays a mean guitar, drives a wicked car and he's a lifegaurd. And maybe next time you decide to work at a place solely because a girl you're not so secretly in love with works there, you'll read the job description.

Adam: this is ridiculous.

Sheldon: its only one! It's not gonna bite.

Adam: dude, you didn't even go into the water.

Sheldon: yeah, but I saw it,  too. I saw it.

Chase: for the ninth consecutive month dating back three summers, please join me in giving a great big crash 'n splash round of applause to life gaurd of the mouth, and my homeboy, Vance handsome!

(Y/n): sheldon your so awkward! (Giggles)

Sheldon: he might be lifegaurd for a month, but you've got a glass half full this set. You got a sweet ride, a snazzy job, added with cool bestfriends.

Adam: what? My sweet as fleas. I fish poo for  money. And my bestfriends are you and (y/n).

Mitch: your uncle has landed.

Adam: uncle mitch?

Mitch: nephew, hug me! mm!

Adam: okay.

Mitch: tada I made your Frown disappear. Masters sheldon and (y/n), nephew's faithful companions.

(Y/n): (got a phone call) (y/n) bakugo at your service how may I help you?

Katsuki: hi brat!

(Y/n): katsuki I told you not to call me that!

Katsuki: sorry (y/n) I know how much you hate it I just called to let you know that the old hag is living with me along with dad.

(Y/n): really why?

Katsuki: to keep an eye on me.

(Y/n): okay bye bro.

Katsuki: bye sis.

*end of call*

(Y/n): where the heck am I going to live my parents are moving to Japan with out me to keep  an eye on my brother.

Adam: I can ask my mom if you can live with us.

(Y/n): as thank you Adam.

Adam: no problem, I'll be right back.

*with Adam *

Adam: mom dad can (y/n) stay with us?

Cynthia: it's okay with me.

Dad: me to.

Adam: oh great thank you.

Cynthia: question where she sleep?

Adam: I have a bunk bed do I not she can take the top bunk.

Cynthia: okay it's almost time for me and your father go on that trip for a few weeks.

Adam: okay, see you when you get back (goes to the door and goes out side to see a sad look on her face and sheldon stopped talking and walking from uncle mitch) What happened when I was gone oh (y/n) don't cry please I don't like to see you upset.

(Y/n): what did your parents say?

Adam: that you can stay with us as long as you need (hugs you)

(Y/n): thanks Adam.

Adam: no problem (Y/n).

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