Adam: yeah, this pee patrol. Got our eyes on a foreign object.
Man: uh, copy that number two, let's get that thing out of the pool as soon as possible.
Adam: we're going in, over
Sheldon: look at the size of that thing.what are they feeding these kids?
Vance: floater alert! Floater alert!better hurt dweebs, it looks like it might need mouth to mouth. (Laughs) go back to the kiddie pool.
Lori: ignore him guys, he hasn't had his protein shake yet.
Sheldon: uh, she's gone, you can stop sucking in your stomach.
Adam: I think she smiled at me.
Sheldon:she laughed at you.
Adam: yeah.
Sheldon: look, you're only my best bro all, but you can't compete ance of world. That guy is confident, cool, plays a mean guitar, drives a wicked car and he's a lifegaurd. And maybe next time you decide to work at a place solely because a girl you're not so secretly in love with works there, you'll read the job description.
Adam: this is ridiculous.
Sheldon: its only one! It's not gonna bite.
Adam: dude, you didn't even go into the water.
Sheldon: yeah, but I saw it, too. I saw it.
Chase: for the ninth consecutive month dating back three summers, please join me in giving a great big crash 'n splash round of applause to life gaurd of the mouth, and my homeboy, Vance handsome!
(Y/n): sheldon your so awkward! (Giggles)
Sheldon: he might be lifegaurd for a month, but you've got a glass half full this set. You got a sweet ride, a snazzy job, added with cool bestfriends.
Adam: what? My sweet as fleas. I fish poo for money. And my bestfriends are you and (y/n).
Mitch: your uncle has landed.
Adam: uncle mitch?
Mitch: nephew, hug me! mm!
Adam: okay.
Mitch: tada I made your Frown disappear. Masters sheldon and (y/n), nephew's faithful companions.
(Y/n): (got a phone call) (y/n) bakugo at your service how may I help you?
Katsuki: hi brat!
(Y/n): katsuki I told you not to call me that!
Katsuki: sorry (y/n) I know how much you hate it I just called to let you know that the old hag is living with me along with dad.
(Y/n): really why?
Katsuki: to keep an eye on me.
(Y/n): okay bye bro.
Katsuki: bye sis.
*end of call*
(Y/n): where the heck am I going to live my parents are moving to Japan with out me to keep an eye on my brother.
Adam: I can ask my mom if you can live with us.
(Y/n): as thank you Adam.
Adam: no problem, I'll be right back.
*with Adam *
Adam: mom dad can (y/n) stay with us?
Cynthia: it's okay with me.
Dad: me to.
Adam: oh great thank you.
Cynthia: question where she sleep?
Adam: I have a bunk bed do I not she can take the top bunk.
Cynthia: okay it's almost time for me and your father go on that trip for a few weeks.
Adam: okay, see you when you get back (goes to the door and goes out side to see a sad look on her face and sheldon stopped talking and walking from uncle mitch) What happened when I was gone oh (y/n) don't cry please I don't like to see you upset.
(Y/n): what did your parents say?
Adam: that you can stay with us as long as you need (hugs you)
(Y/n): thanks Adam.
Adam: no problem (Y/n).
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