Adam: ever feel like you're being pulled in a million different directions?
(Y/n): 'cause he does. (Giggles)
Adam: oh! Uh, sorry! My bad! Sorry ma'am. Like there's not enough time to go through all the things you have to do. You start cutting corners just to make it though the day. My dog walking business isn't exactly dog walking. Ugh! Some days I feel like a punching bag.
Gillian: hashtag butt kick by sister.
Adam: others a babysitter and ballet partner for my little sister Gillian. Ah!ah! Uh!
Charlie: lawn polo sport of the future!
Adam: whoa!
Charlie: two inches, pal, two inches!
Adam: sometimes I'm just a doofus with a pair of scissors and a lot of grass to cut.
Charlie: she's my little mini-me.
Adam: ooh! I'd love to dream something better, but who time dream?
Sheldon: if you want to impress lori Collins, why study CPR? You should be learning mouth to mouth.
Danny: girls like lori only have eyes for hero types. People who save lives.
Adam: right, like lifeguards. Help me study. I gotta pass the test this year. (Y/n) can you help me please.
(Y/n): okay. (Lays down and holds you breath)
Sheldon: your pulse is racing. This CPR really works. Wow, you're really into this. (Pushes onto your chest)
( Y/n): (sits up and breaths) ugh!
Adam: all you can do is breathe and hope an easier life is somewhere out there.
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