The Making of Marc

1- "YOU ALWAYS MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE."

"Chef Linguini-there's something I need to tell you," Remy the rat said as he walked over to his cooking companion.

"What the fuck do you want? I'm trying to make some soup here so that I can pay my bills, you fucking ungrateful rat," the Chef said as he slammed his hands against the stove.

"CALM DOWN YOU CURLY HAIRED GINGER! I'M GAY FOR YOU!!!" Remy squeaked as he began to blush.

Linguini gasped.

Suddenly there was a clap of thunder outside. Linguini and Rat got scared and hid in the soup can.