Disclaimer
I got this off of Studio C and thought it would be funny if I put the Voltron cast into it, so yeah I don't own any of it.
Everyone: *is in Pidge's basement sitting on couches*
Pidge: Where's Matt, we were supposed to start the movie a half hour ago!
Lance: *to Kolivan* Yeah! Give it!
Kolivan: *sighs and hand's over a dollar bill*
Pidge: Wo wo wo, what was that!
Lance: Oh, I bet Kolivan that Matt would be late by at least half an hour.
Pidge: You bet on your friends?!
Lance: *turns back to kolivan* Aaaand some
Kolivan: *hands over more money.*
Pidge: What?
Lance: Well, I also bet him you'd be offended by it.
Pidge: I'M NOT-
Pidge: *Calms down a little* I am not offended.
Lance: Of course not
Kolivan: *Gives him more money* Pidge, stop talking
Allura: Ha! Pay up, Coran, Kolivan lost three bets
Coran: aaargh you will pay for this Kolivan
Kolivan: Two less than me!
Pidge: YOU TOO?
Coran: Yeah, we all do it! I won five bucks last week because Romelle laughed so hard she shot popcorn out of her nose
Romelle: *grudgingly* its true.
Pidge: Just how many bets do you all have going?
Everyone: *starts talking*
Shiro: ...36, and I know cuz I keep track on my new iPhone
Shiro: *walks around showing off his phone*
Hunk: *groans and gives a dollar bill to Keith* Shiro, why did you have to reference your new iPhone! *screams*
Romelle: Yes! *Holds out a hand to Keith* Hunk screamed like a girl!
Hunk: Wha no I di-
Keith: *hands over the money* And to think I used to call you the manliest guy in the group!
Hunk: *protests*
Coran: A-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-WOOH WOOH! *Goes over to Romelle and takes a dollar bill*
Everyone: ?
Coran: Keith accidentally dissed himself.
Everyone: Oh.
Shiro: *takes Coran's dollar bill* Thank you.
Coran: What??
Shiro: That was the sixth time you acted like a train this month.
Coran: No, that was only five.
Shiro: Nuh-uh. Going shopping, at the bank, in the cemetery,
Everyone: ooh dude
Shiro: -making Noodles, in the bathtub and now here.
Coran: ...
Coran: I was not aware I could be heard in the bathtub.
Hunk: But just to be clear, that was six?
Shiro: Yeah.
*Pause of silence*
Everyone: *starts passing around dollar bills*
Matt: *comes downstairs*
Matt: Sorry I'm late guys. I had to stop to buy some Ice Cream and this girl started choking on a frozen gummy bear, so I gave her the Himlich Maneuver and drove her home and we're gong out on Friday!
Lance: WOOOP! *takes money from Keith*
Keith: Quiznak! How did you know all that?!
Matt: Oh, are we doing bets right now? Who's winning?
Pidge: *clears her throat*
Pidge: Kolivan lost three, Lance won four, Shiro won one, Keith lost two, won one, Romelle lost one won one Allura won one Coran lost two won one and Hunk lost one
Pidge: *holds up a peice of paper*
Pidge: Just as I predicted
Everyone: GASP! WHAAAT
Matt: *gives her a twenty dollar bill*
Pidge: *does a victory lap*
Pidge: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I PLAYED YOU AAAALL VICTORY LAP YEEEAHH!
Pidge: *runs upstairs*
*moment of silence*
Matt: I told you guys Pidge was in on it
Everyone: *groans and starts throwing money at Matt*
Phew! That took a long time and a lot of Studio C episodes to complete. It probably isn't completely correct but I did my best. Hope you liked it!
-lizbethen
