The Microscopic Donut

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Bob McBobbity was thinking about Ronald McDonald again. Ronald was a caring elephant with curvaceous eyebrows and moist ring finger.

Bob walked over to the window and reflected on her dank surroundings. She had always hated dark the basement with its blushing, breezy bricks. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel concerned.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a caring figure of Ronald McDonald.

Bob gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a stupid, rude, squash drinker with curvy eyebrows and hairy ring finger. Her friends saw her as a dizzy, doubtful deity. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a ratty chicken nugget.

But not even a stupid person who had once jumped into a river and saved a ratty chicken nugget, was prepared for what Ronald had in store today.

The snowstorm teased like bopping blue bottles, making Bob sparkly. Bob grabbed a microscopic donut that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Bob stepped outside and Ronald came closer, she could see the homely smile on his face.

"Look Bob," growled Ronald, with an intelligent glare that reminded Bob of caring dolphins. "I hate you and I want some more Twitter followers. You owe me 684 gold pieces."

Bob looked back, even more sparkly and still fingering the microscopic donut. "Ronald, let's move in together," she replied.

They looked at each other with barmy feelings, like two better, broken badgers dying at a very thoughtful Exorcism, which had classic rock music playing in the background and two dumb uncles drinking to the beat.

Suddenly, Ronald lunged forward and tried to punch Bob in the face. Quickly, Bob grabbed the microscopic donut and brought it down on Ronald's skull.

Ronald's curvaceous eyebrows trembled and his moist ring finger wobbled. He looked unstable, his wallet raw like a homely, hungry hippo.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Ronald McDonald was dead.

Bob McBobbity went back inside and made herself a nice beaker of squash.

The End