1. Don't call the kids gremlins
2. Don't let them watch UP that's supposed to be unsuitable for kids
3. Feed them
4. Don't invite other people over
5. Always know the emergency number
6. Listen to what the parents instruct you
7. Don't read the babysitter 1-3 beforehand
8. Play with the kids
9. Keep the TV on nick junior
10. If you get a phone call asking whether you've checked on the children, leave the kids and leg it. They're dead anyways let's look after ourselves.
