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♡ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗻𝗼𝗲𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘆 ♡
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𝙄𝙑. 𝙒𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙉𝙤𝙚𝙡 𝘿𝙤𝙚𝙨/𝙃𝙖𝙨 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙚
laughs too much | will blare death metal while doing mundane things | has screenshots that will ruin lives | will fight someone twice their size | obsesses over phone battery percentage | needs 100 blankets at all times | has a list of favorite cuss words | believes in conspiracies | watches vine compilations | hordes something weird | wears mismatched socks | still has stuffed animals/baby blanket | pops their knuckles constantly | can touch their eye | can put their foot over their head | can do a cartwheel | sticks their tongue out/bites their tongue when concentrating | slays in mario cart | puts ranch on their pizza | thinks cilantro tastes like soap | religiously believes in astrology | believes in cryptids | believes in psychics | believes in ghosts | always loses the remote | hordes candles/wax melts | eats kitkats by biting into two of them at the same time like a monster | likes black licorice | cuts the frosting off of cupcakes/cake | eats the cream of the oreo first
𝙑. 𝙉𝙤𝙚𝙡 𝘼𝙨 𝙑𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚
"So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties."
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"Oh sorry, I fell asleep cuz I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich." "Go back to sleep, and starve."
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"Dad look, its the good kush!" "This is the dollar store, how good can it be."
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"What the FUCK is up Kyle? No what did you say dude- What the FUCK dude, step the FUCK up Kyle."
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"Oh my gooood I love Chipotleeee. Chipotle is my liiiife."
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"you better watch out. You better watch out. You Better Watch Out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT-"
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"I love working here. We just.. we all have a lot of laughs." "Fuck off Janet, I'm not going to your fuckin baby shower."
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"I care about you. Here's some pinecones on a stick. You're lovely."
𝙑𝙄. 𝙉𝙤𝙚𝙡 𝘼𝙨. . .
𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 (𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳) 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘀 "Having exes is weird. Anyone who's seen my dick and met my parents needs to die." - John Mulaney
𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗽𝗼𝗲𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗽𝘁 Love is my religion. I could die for that. I could die for you. - John Keates
𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗿𝘁 The Boulevard Montmarte at Night by Camille Pissarro
𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 the feeling when you're sad, but your favorite song comes on and it all feels okay for a few minutes
𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝘇𝗶𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴 Sedated
𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗷𝗼𝗷𝗶 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴 SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK
𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴 Wonder
𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗿𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝘆𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴 Knee Socks
𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗶𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴 Beat Drop
𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴 Ghosting
𝙑. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙉𝙤𝙚𝙡 𝘼𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘
hair dye stains in the sink. the feeling of someones breath against your skin just before you kiss; goosebumps when someone runs their fingers over your skin. silk pillowcases and satin bedsheets; the bed in front of a huge window, and staring out at the city streets below when you can't sleep. sprigs of baby's breath and little white daisies in your hair. the way your lips are red after a long kiss. heavy breathing, arched backs, and neck kisses; getting home at 3 AM and not calling them back. vodka lemonade and a mouth that tastes like peppermint and alcohol. perfect smiles, and heart shaped sunglasses covering tear stained eyes.
