Chapter One:Josh Dun is Daniel Radcliffe?!?!?!

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I put my new Harry potter hat over my faded blonde hair. My abusive grandma walked in the room with her beetles sandals and started beating the shit out of me. Suddenly my alcoholic mom walked in. she's a  rare state of sobriety, and stops my grandma. She yells "we can't get child protective services involved." she looks at me. "Youre a peice of shit this is why your dad left you and now you have daddy issues," this was mean and my mom sucks. My older sister walked in and started punching me in the ovaries. Suddenly i scream "FECK OFF" and they all leave. I start blasting twenty one pilots as loud as i can to drown out the sounds of my moms fuckboy boyfriend  yelling at her. Cancer comes on and i cry. I throw on a cat shirt and a baggy 21 pilots hoodie. I don't wear pants because i'm quirky. I shove on a pair on doc martens. I pack up my stuff and begin to storm out the house. I can't even get out the door when all of a sudden my mom, now drunk walks in. "I SOLD YOU FOR MORE WINE" Im in shock. "To who?" suddenly josh and tyler walk in the door, OH meh GAWD ITS TWENTY ONE PILOTS. But a closer look at josh i realize. Josh dun is daniel radcliffe?!>!>!>>!>?!?!??!

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