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Perfect Pet

In this world there are pets born with a unique ability. The ability to transform into human beings and learn to speak our language. Here at The Perfect Pet™ we spend our time searching the globe for the few pets born with this special ability. It's not easy, but for out clients we are willing to go the extra mile. From the moment you receive your baby pet it will be able to transform into a human being. 

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Perfect Pet™! The best of both worlds!

There it was that commercial again. Soon I will have my own perfect pet. I originally asked for a dog, but my parents said it's too expensive so I settled for a bunny instead. I don't dislike bunnies at all. They are pretty cute and stuff. Although dogs are loyal companions who will love you unconditionally, or so I heard. I wonder if my pet will be able to enjoy watching television with me. The Perfect Pet wasn't exactly clear how smart these animals are. Patricia recently got a kitten which she was allowed to bring to school as long as it stayed in human form. The kitten didn't seem very smart at all, but then again it was a baby and babies are kind of dumb.

When the commercials comes back I leave to get a snack this time. I am so not sitting through those things anymore. As I enter the kitchen I hear the doorbell rings. Could it be? I rush to the front door and open it to excited to peek through the door hole. Sitting on the welcome mat inside of a pet cage is a baby bunny, I don't know what baby bunnies are called. I lift up the cage and carry it all the way into my bedroom. When I opened the cage I expected it to hop out, but it didn't. It was such a tiny bunny baby. I'm pretty sure at this point it's asleep. Sigh. Boring.

I toss some carrots in it's cage so it doesn't starve. "I'm gonna call you Dull, because you bore me. Can you turn into a human, please?" I ask Dull. Dull inches forward and nibbles on the carrot. This is going to be a long day.