Shit (ft sad af mido)

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HateMePls:

HateMePls: anyone wanna help??

AlienQueen: nah we good

UwUMachine: Tsu babe? Wanna help ur loving gf whos in a pickle?

PwettyKermit: no Im good. Thx tho

HateMePls: ;-;

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                           Two Hours Later

HateMePls: WHICH ONE OF YOU SMALL DICK MOTHERFUCKERS HATES ME SO MUCH THAT YOUD DO THIS

ChaoticBiEnergy: wtf happened

FlexTape: oh shit

Sugardaddy: someone's gonna die-

UwUMachine: WHAT HAPPENED BB BOI?? ILL KILL EM

FlexTape: told you

HateMePls: IM FUCKIN SOBBING RN NO JOKE

SonicOC: WHAT HAPPENED, MIDORIYA

HateMePls: THIS ISNT FUNNY WHO DID THIS

UwUMachine: Babes. What. The. Fuck. Happened. And. Who. Must. I. MURDER

HateMePls: SOMEONE BLEW UP MY FUCKING HOUSE

UwUMachine: NU UH

HateMePls: YU HU

MOMo: SOMEONE BLEW YOUR HOUSE UP???? IS YOUR MOTHER OKAY?!

HateMePls: wtf are u talking about??? My moms fine.

SonicOC: ...What house...?

UwUMachine: HIS FUCKING MINECRAFT HOUSE!? You n00bs thot his ACTUAL house blew up?? Pffff-

Octopussy: ur fictional house blew up and ur having a meltdown...?

DiscountPikaPika: SOMEONE BLEW UR MINECRAFT HOUSE UP?!?!! WHO IMMA FUCKIN ELECTRIC BATH THEM-

RockHard: WHOS SO COLD HEARTED TO DO THAT-

BoomBoomBoi: hahahahahHAHAHAHAHA

HateMePls: Bakugo Katsuki did you blow up my fucking house?

AlienQueen: oh shit...this boutta get REAL

BoomBoomBoi: I didnt blow up your fucking dumbass virtual house Deku. I dont even have Minecraft.

HateMePls: oh ok ur off the hook Kacchan! :)

JohnCena: ...

HateMePls: Did you blow it up?

JohnCena: it wAS A ACCIDENT I PROMISE PLS DONT HURT ME BABY MIGHT

HateMePls: why...why would you do this to me....?

Emobirb: hes actually sobbing...

UwUMachine: oh god

SonicOC: This is so extra

HateMePls: I SPENT MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD MAKING THAT FUCKING HOUSE IIDA! I MADE INTERNET FRIENDS AND MY MINECRAFT BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS

HateMePls: THIS IS IS TRAUMATIZING

UwUMachine: Hagakure apologize before he kermits deathpacito-

JohnCena: Im so sorry Deku! Ill spend all my life making you a new one

HateMePls: Its okay...Ill make it by myself...

Emobirb: He's still crying...

Emobirb: Now he's t-posing while sobbing

Emobirb: he's dropped to the floor

Emobirb: urarAKA GET YOUR MANS! HES WRITHING ON THE FLOOR, HYSTERICAL

UwUMachine: IM YEETING

Sexypeppermint: How am I attracted to that boy...?

BoomBoomBoi: I dont know either, half and half...

DiscountPikaPika: I KNOW WHY I AM HES FUCKING BOMB

RockHard: ^^

SparkliestBaguette: He lets me do his makeup so I love him, as well~!

SonicOC: I dont know why I'm his friend when he's mentally unstable.

HateMePls: u love me iida dont even TRY

SonicOC: I dont love when youre a mess

HateMePls: but im always a mess...

SonicOC: Exactly

HateMePls: ... ;-;

ChaoticBiEnergy: HA

InsomniCat: Lmao

UwUMachine: Ill make a new Minecraft house with you izu! For our honeymoon we'll stay in and make ur Minecraft house!

Furry: You guys are going on a honeymoon?

UwUMachine: next week is spring break so izu and i are staying here for 2 days and chilling.

HateMePls: Nezu, my mom, and my dads said we could!

UwUMachine: Then 3 days we r going to his house and 3 to mine!

HateMePls: We're gonna play hide and seek in the dorms-

AlienQueen: THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUNNNN

BoomBoomBoi: Youre staying...All alone with deku?

Sexypeppermint: Just you two?

InsomniCat: Alone?

DiscountPikaPika: Without adults?

RockHard: ....For ur honeymoon?

UwUMachine: Nah My wifey is coming too! The three of us!

PwettyKermit: Kero

PwettyKermit: We're staying at my house for two days too.

MOMo: Guys, it's 2am and schools tomorrow. Please go to bed.

HateMePls: Yes mom

MOMo: Thanks son. Goodnight, my children!

UwUMachine: Night mom!

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