The Adventures of the Discourse Squad

The Creation

Miu quickly grabs her phone and types with lighting speed due to her being impatient. She quickly sends a message to her group chat full of friends.

Miu- AYE BITCHESSSS, I'm kinda horny, wanna go fuck shit up

Her friends slowly started replying back one by one, Tenko replies first.

Tenko- sorry Miu, I'm hanging out with Himiko rn ♡

Kaito- ye same, sorry Miu I'm supposed to be training with Maki Roll today heh

Maki quickly types a response and leaves

Maki- Stop calling me that now.

Kirumi suddenly pops up and types

Kirumi- I apologize Iruma, I'm busy cleaning for Keebo and cooking for Shirogane and Saihara, then I must help Gokuhara collect insects.

Miu replies, annoyed

Miu- well FUCK YOU VIRGINS, I didn't wanna hang out with you anyways, shit you all suck

More of her friends start replying

Kokichi- Hey whorebag, I'm free today, since ur so fucking desperate

Miu- Anymore stupid sluts wanna join its gonna be fucking funnnnn

Kaede appears onto the chat

Kaede- You know I'd really love to hang out with you and Kokichi but Rantaro is painting my nails today, OH almost forgot heh Ryoma said he wanted to be alone today

Miu rolled her eyes and typed quickly

Miu- well it wasn't like I was inviting that stupid midget anyways god, WILL ANYBODY FUCKING JOIN ME SO IM NOT ALONE WITH THAT FUCKING CHECKERED RAT WANKER UGH

Kokichi angrily replied

Kokichi- Shut ur tit sucking dick eating stanky breath ass up, do u really want me to leave ur desperate ass cum guzzling ass by urself and go hang out with shuichi instead whore

Miu tensed up and moaned a little "h-he called m-me ahh~" she shakily typed back, stunned and slightly pleasured

Miu- no....sorry, fucking virgin

Angie: I felt a stir in Atua's safe land?

Miu jumps in fear just realizing Angie was there

Miu- Hey cultist whore, wanna hang out with me and cockitchy

There was silence in the chat for a minute

Angie- Atua said it is fine, so yes:)

Miu- stop talking about your cult it's gross....

Then out of the blue Korekiyo shows up

Korekiyo- I too will join you guys

Miu sighs "why did I get all the gross ones"

Miu- ugh fine, that's all of us I guess, wanna hang out around 6pm

Angie- Atua said that is fine, but Atua does wanna know where we're going:)

Korekiyo- I am also very curious

Kokichi- Me too 

Miu laughs and snorts uncontrollably

Miu- A strip club hehe, yes ik ur probably wondering how will I get us in although we're only 17 well the gorgeous girl genus with big tits and big brains will tell you that when you come over to my house at 6pm, goodbye;)

Miu left quickly leaving the others in the newly created Discourse Squad confused.

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(I'm so sorry for writing this so weird, it's like this bc I had no clue how to write for this many characters at a time and the writing kinda sucks but ahhhhhhhhh, anyways this was basically the backstory I came up with for the Discourse Squad and yeah skiscoejodwjdi I hope you enjoy the next chapter bye^^)