↳ couple questions pt4

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51. Does either of them know how to fight?

sal: you do! sal doesn't really know how to but would try and fight if he really had to

larry: ya, both of you do, couples who fight together, stay together

ash: she lowkey took wushu classes when she was a kid soooo

todd: you can! he, no so much. maybe throw in a few punches but to properly fight? not him.

travis: him all the way. he'll literally destroy anyone for u

52. What do they do for Valentines Day?

[ wrote something similar in previous chapters, sexy]

53. Who swears more?

sal: he doesn't swear often but you??? you swear in literally the most unnecessary sentences, its dumb

larry: both of y'all swear like sailors smh

ash: you! she swears but not always. wherelese you are just---

todd: youuu. you rarely ever hears him curse tho?? maybe like not as often but he does curse, i mean.

travis: this bitch curses like a sailor, you sometimes want to disappear cause he once accidentally cursed like real bad in front of your parents and rip

54. Who has the better comebacks?

sal: always him. can't beat him, i swear. kinda stings when he does comebacks, so better not fight back

larry: you! larry could never (partially because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings)

ash: you! but like lowkey its her but she just lets you win cause she loves u lol

todd: him! don't even argue with this freckled bastard. he'll say one thing, and you'll be butthurt, trust me

travis: you! but whenever he cant stand it anymore, he'd sulk and be all pissy lol its adorable, then you'd have to go comfort him

55. Who would start a fight with another parent at a bake sale?

sal: you probably, sal boy would never-

larry: HIM FO SURE, BRO WOULD BE PULLING OUT FUCKING EGGS MAN

ash: you would, but ash would probably be pulling you away from the whole situation

todd: brooo, it'd be him and you wouldn't even be complaining cause you joining in that damn fight, foooo

travis: its him and you start crying cause he won't stop and he's making the parent cry, eye---

56. Who reads buzzfeed?

sal: both of y'all do, oml

larry: you omg and he judges u lowkey

ash: she does! you do too but only because she shows you them

todd: he does lowkey but never admits it

travis: you and it confuses him deeply

57. Who is the hopeless romantic?

sal: yooouuuuu, he's rather still new to romance but tries hard to be all melty for you

larry: both of you guys are hopeless romantics, he does the cheesiest shit and you do the same with him, and then both of you just melt all over

ash: bothhh brooo, swear y'all the cutest shit, a whole item right here bro, i swear, literally lex and tati in real life bro

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