*bts at bighit office*
Pd-nim: guys i am sorry but i have to separate tae and kook. U have to stop being lovey dovey.
Kook: plz explain lovey dovey. *kook said sternly*
Pd-nim: ehm umm kook u have to stop being all cuty and touchy with tae....and tae u have to stop being soft for kook.
Kook: oh really. Then for whom he should soft for? U? Or any bitch who got their hole ready for my tae's huge cock??
Pd-nim: k-kook i didn't mean li-
Kook: shut up!! Nobody can separate us. U understand??
*everyone watching the scene in horror. Even tae*
Pd-nim: ok ok
*they left office*
Hobi: what do u feed him tae? He is a little monster.
Tae: just like he said 'my huge dick'
