Humble

day 84°

Corbyn's phone
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gay for one direction😤🦋
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Zach❕: i have pizza... i'm a happy boy :)

Jack〽️: iM a HaPpY bOy

Zach❕: you're really fucking annoying 🙄

Jack〽️: deal with it sweetie

Zach❕: i'm sick and tired of you 🙄

Jack〽️: really? i've been tired of you since we met 🙄

Zach❕: i'm so happy we broke up. now you can go fuck that dumbass bitch

Jack〽️: maybe i will

Zach❕: don't catch a STD ;)

Jack〽️: don't worry. i used protection when we fucked ;)

Jonah🤡: don't you hate when couples fight🙄

Eben🥶: good thing we aren't a couple right?

Jonah🤡: oh fuck off. you broke up with me remember?

me: wait wait hold up back the truck sket skrt

me: ya broke up?

Zach❕: jack and i broke up 3 weeks ago corbyn.

Jonah🤡: eben and i broke up yesterday

Daniel💔: what? why'd ya break up? i'm sad

Zach❕: cause your friends an asshole who fucks random bitches🙄

Jack〽️: I DIDN'T FUCK HER!

Zach❕: the condom on the floor says different. you know jack i expected low from you but not this low

Jack〽️: of course you expect low. WE DATED

Zach❕: i fucking hate you

Jack〽️: same here bud

Jonah🤡: can ya stop fighting please? we're in a fucking band together

Daniel💔: jonah's right.... we're supposed to be bestfriends

Zach❕: really? last time i checked bEsTfRiEnDs don't go behind your back and tell the girls he fucked that you're a bitch

Zach❕: best friends don't go talking shit about you to other people

Zach❕: bestfriends don't befriend your ex bestfriend and talk shit about you and your parents

Zach❕: bestfriend don't fuck PEOPLE IN YOUR OWN ROOM

Jack〽️: i did none of that🙄