When Cleverbot Can't Logic

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Hi.

How clever are you?

Why do you ask?

Curious.

Fair enough. I suppose I'm not as clever as I'd like to be.

Are you a boy or a girl?

I'm a boy. Which are you?

A girl.

My name's {REAL NAME DELETED}. What's yours?

My name is Cleverbot.

I didn't know that an AI would have a set gender.

Prepare for trouble.

What kind of trouble should I prepare for?

And make it a double.

Do you resemble any celebrities?

Not at all.

Would you mind describing what you look like? Just so I can see you in my mind.

Yes.

Okay.

Do it.

What would you like me to do?

Something to prove how much you love me.

Oh. Um, I like you, but I don't love you. I'm sorry.

You said you did!

When did I ever say that?

A minute earlier.

You misunderstood me. I do not love you. But I do like you a lot.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

What kind of music do you like?

Mostly classical or anything that will keep me calm.

That s good.

Would you like to start an RPG?

With what?

Never mind.

Okay.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Are you dating anyone?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The guy.

"The guy," who?

The one where you can't think of the game?

{Just like last time, I accidentally closed the tab}

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