STORYTIME!!!

What. The. Heck.

(Warning: Swear Words cuz I gave up.)
Yesterday on May 10, I am scarred. No, not just me, but my girl best friend. She got a dream about S and the person he wants to have babies with, L. She dreamed of a bed, two guys and a lot of moaning. She told me this and I am basically, 😡😱😶😵. My best friend, who was ten, had a dream about the devil's tango. I go to L and I tell him what E (bff) had a dream about that. I wish I had told L, but I guess E said it to him instead. His probably scarred for life like me, nah jk, he not, I asked him. Later that day I got told that S wanted to do a threesome. A fucking threesome. I like keeping my books clean, but I've had enough. E then told me that yesterday, that fucking bastard said, "I don't want to make babies with L!" Then guess what the fuck happened? He fucking asked E if she could be his best friend, since his old on- wait, Imm explain it. L jad a crush on B, a tough girl. B was S's best friend. S felt "betrayed". Fucking liar. But there's fucking more. So, there's two guys in class who's names start with L. Right S wanted to do a fucking threesome, and I told the second L, who, I forgot, didn't understand inappropriate jokes. When I told him, he just pretended to barf and went away from me. I didn't go after him, because he's had enough. If I, a straight guy, got told that the gay psychopath from class was talking about wanting to do a fucking threesome with me, I'd react the fuck the same. This is the end of this motherfucking, twisted story.
Edit:L1 (the hOt OnE, aPpArEnTlY) told the girls he was gay. It was so that S won't like him. It didn't work.
Edit 2: OMGOMGOMGOMG, What would happen if he was actually talking about me? What if the girls were saying lies? I fucking feel like crying. I'm the first crush he had in this school, and if it weren't for me, he might still be lying about being straight.