20 YO MAMA JOKES

This is a book about yo mama jokes that I got off the Internet, some of them are inappropriate so if your under 10 don't read this :-)

1. Yo mama so fat she doesn't need internet she's already worldwide

2. Yo mama so fat when she made a PlayStation account the whole network crashed

3. Yo mama so fat Dora can't even explorer her

4. Yo mama so fat when she's dancing the whole world shakes and everyone yells "EARTHQUAKE"

5. Yo mama so fat she had to call in a crane to get her out of the house

6. Yo mama so ugly she turned Madoosa to stone

7. Yo mama so ugly One Direction went in the other direction

8. Yo mama so stupid she went to climb Mountain Dew but she didn't realise it was a beverage

9. Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to.............XBOX LIVE

10. Yo mama so ugly when she opened her kitchen blind she got arrested

11. Yo mama so short you can see her legs on her drivers license but not in the car

12. Yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out

13. Yo mama so fat you can see 50 pounds of crack

14. Yo mama so stupid she thought a tiger was a stuff toy

15. Yo mama so stupid she went in a shop and forgot what she was going to buy

16. Yo mama so ugly she turned everybody to stone

17. Yo mama so fat when she goes into a shop she can't get in because she's so fat

18. Yo mama so stupid when she went fishing she didn't know what fish were

19. Yo mama so ugly when she go's out the shops are closed because she's so ugly

20. When they're mixed together they don't work out

Thanks for reading my book I hope you enjoyed the jokes :-)