Smile

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by Balloonagoon

by Balloonagoon

A young man stands in his EXTREMELY SHITTY room. It just so happens that today, the 19 of June, is this young man's birthday. Though it was sixteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

ENTER NAME: S̶u̶b̶h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶s̶h̶ ̶

Try again fucknugget.

ENTER NAME: Smile Rubigo ✓

Your name is SMILE RUBIGO, you have a variety of interests including but not limited to: RUST, LUCID DREAMING, GRAFITTI, AND OPTICAL ILLUSIONS.

You walk over to your SUPER SHITTY COMPUTER. One of your friends have messaged you.

You open VERTIGO, the best chat client. Your VERTAG is corrodedGenerator.

You stop wasting time and answer your shitty friend

--joyfulDestruction [JD] has begun pestering corrodedGenerator [CG]--

JD: Hey.

JD: Answer me.

CG: holy nutballs what could you possibly want douchecanoe

JD: To wish you a happy birthday.

CG: shid sorry thanks i guess

JD: Forget it. it's fine.

CG: i guess im the douchecanoe

JD: What is it with you and saying stupid shit like that?

CG: I honestly dont know

CG: aw shit

JD: What?

CG: ITS FUCKING HERE

JD: ?

CG: THE GAME

JD: Mine should come in later.

CG: Everyone else should be getting it soon

JD: I'll talk when I get it.

CG: alrighty then.

--corrodedGenerator [CG] Has ceased pestering joyfulDestruction [JD]--