>Note to self:The lunch food sucks.<

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RINNNNNNNNNNNGG

huh, I'm guessing that means time for lunch.

I was proved right when all the kids stood and left the classroom. I followed close behind with my Sister beside me.

She had a sly expression on her face.

"What's up?" I asked her as we walked with the kids.

"Mmm...nothing." She hummed, keeping a prideful smirk.

I made a interested expression.

"Are you suuuure?" I said, emphasising on the word sure.

"Heh, yeah." She replied, she wasn't going to tell me was she?

I'll make her!

"If you don't tell me I won't cook for us when we get home." I said, crossing my arms and stopped walking.

She laughed lightly, although if I didn't cook she would attempt to and burn the house down. Sometimes I think she's an Alien or something.

"It's just..I saw you passing notes to that one alien kid, you usually aren't interested at all in people, so it tells me.." She leaned towards my ear.

"That you have a crush~" she smirked and stood upright, continuing to walk with a satisfied smile.

As she walked she left me a blushing mess, and I never blush.

I began to walk behind her, but I was deep in thought.

A crush?
On an alien?!
She is right though...I never show interest in other people..everyone's just so...plain and predictable.
Huh, I may like him.

I sped up as I finished my deep thinking, we arrived at some doors that were pushed open from the kids running in. I glanced around the room, it must also serve as a Gym when not being used, atleast I hope so because that could explain the horrible smell.

Zerna dragged me over to the lunch line, we had money in case we needed to pay. However when we got to the front and offered the first lunch lady the money she just stared at us weirdly. I took this as a hint to put it away and so we did and put them back in our pockets. Then I picked up a tray from the tray stack and slid it down the stained marble counter and to the food. I glanced over the food and honestly...

I have no words. It's horrible.

I just sucked it up and allowed them to dump the food on my tray. Zerna looked at me as if thinking the same thing, wtf is this.

After they gave us our "food" I looked around the room and saw Zim staring at me from a table alone.

I waved at him and grabbed a fork before heading over, Zerna silently followed.

I sat down across from Zim, placing my tray on the table. Zerna sat down beside me.

"Ah, hello human...and other human." Zim said, looking at me with a smile but when he noticed Zerna he looked confused.

"Uh..Y/N human..why is your older counter part here?" He asked me as Zerna snickered.

"I'm here because I'm not letting my sister get fucked by a green bean." She said, smirking as she noticed my blushing face.

Zim simply stared at her in confusion before the words clicked in his mind, a blue and purple hue spread over his face. Must be how he blushes.

"Zim-I-You-....wait-...I'm not a green bean!!!! Don't compare Zim to your inferior human foods!!!" He hissed.

His blush faded as he glared at Zerna.

"I do not like your...sister figure." He said to me, ignoring the fact Zerna was right there.

"Fuck you too, bud." Zerna grumbled.

"I am not your bud!"

I face palmed and sighed, as the two shot insults at each other I took it as a time to think.

Zerna was referring to me having sex with Zim and I'm literally nine. Then again, he's an alien he could just magically make me older right? Eh I don't know.
I also cuss and all that...so is it really bad?

(Yes my reader, it is bad to have sex when your under like 18//Even though I'm fine with a character doing that as long as they are not under 13// but In the fan fiction world that doesn't matter. I also realized I can't do a lemon now so that's greeeeeaaaatttt.)

I didn't notice but I had shoved a bite of the food in my mouth, snapping me out of my thoughts.

It tastes like fish with mayo,mustard,lettuce,macaroni,and baked beans all together...oh fuck I think I'm going to puke.

I swallowed it and gagged, taking a water bottle I had taken with my tray and chugged half of it.

My sister and Zim stopped bickering now and stared at me.

"Fucking hell that was the worst tasting thing I've ever had!" I exclaimed, clicking my tongue in the roof of my mouth, the taste still residing in my mouth.

Zerna chuckled and pushed her food away. Zim didn't even have any.

"Anyways Zim, you wanted to talk to me?" I asked him, smiling sweetly as though nothing had happened.

"I can't exactly explain it with...her around." He glared at Zerna out of the corner of his eye.

"Oh, should I come to your house after scho-"

Zerna cut me off by smacking the back of my head lightly.

"You're NOT going to some aliens house! What if he tried to.. I dunno rape you or mess with your organs!" Zerna said as she stared at me with that over protective mom stare.

Fuck she's in protective mother mode now.

"Uh...how about you come over to my house instead actually? So Zerna can be in HER room while we go to mine and talk!" I suggested and smiled, making sure Zerna heard that she'll be in her room and not mine.

Zerna sighed, losing her mom mode and going back to her normal expression.

"Fine he can come over or whatever." She sighed, putting her head in her hand and staring off into space.

Zim smiled widely, "Right! Y/N human can walk Zim to her house after school!" He said.

"Yep."

Ima have an alien in my room!
Wait-
I didn't mean it like that!-








[[[read me: I just wanted to point out before people fucked with me about being alright with underage sex, in fan fiction the character doesn't actually exist also in any Zadr book it's perfectly fine that Dib has sex with Zim when he is 13 and Zim's like In his hundreds but when an x reader does that they get crap for it. I do not support rape, I do not support pedophilia, and I do not think it's right for an older person(like above 18) to have sex with a child. In the fan fic world that apparently doesn't matter. This is my opinion, you don't have to like it, just don't bitch with me in the comments for it,alright? My minds messed up anyways, so if you are, let's say, the same age as some other teen or tween(or like really close to their age) and you both do that I'm not gonna hate on you for it. Please don't annoy me about this, you don't have to say anything at all. -Zerna.)

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