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51. If you're late for something blame it on a broken Time Turner.

52. Sort every person you meet into a Hogwarts house.

53. Say "Lumos" whenever you turn on a light. 

54. When you're asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly. 

55. Refuse to wash your hair and say you're going for the Snape look.

56. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.

57. Tap every brick wall you come across with an umbrella.

58. Demand to know exactly what the function of a rubber duck is.

59. Carry a hip flask everywhere and refuse to drink out of anything else or drink anything but what's in the flask.

60. Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long. 

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