11. If they ask you to get something say you can't because Lockhart made all your bones disappear.
12. Tell them you're The Chosen One.
13. Refuse to tell them what it means.
14. When buying a broom ask the salesman how fast it can fly.
15. Take then to Kings Cross station and scream loudly that you're going to miss The Hogwarts Express if you don't hurry.
16. Carry around a puff ball and call it Arnold.
17. Complain that your dog doesn't have three heads.
18. When they lose something tell them to look in The Room of Requirement.
19. When they call or when you call scream loudly like you've never used a phone before.
20. Squirt them with water and say you've mastered the Aguamenti Charm.
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110 Ways To Annoy Non Harry Potter Fans
Humor110 ways to annoy non Harry Potter fans. There might be a few typos I don't know. I hope you find these interesting or funny. Use them on your muggle friends!
