Upbeat music started playing and everyone looked at the screen.
FOUR MEN
(bickering)
Four Jews in a room bitching;
Cordelia, Whizzer, and Jason bursted out laughing when they heard that first line. The rest of the group sat there, wondering what they would be watching for the next few hours.
Four Jews in a room plot a crime
I'm bitching. He's bitching
They're bitching. We're bitching
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
All the time
"Wow," Marvin said, "Do we really whine that much?" He asked, honestly puzzled.
"I guess so," Whizzer replied finally recovering from his laughing fit. He rested his head on his lover's shoulder and sighed contently (Is that even a word?).
MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)
Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)
MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)
Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)
FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room
MENDEL
Bitching
JASON
Bitching
MARVIN
Bitching
WHIZZER
Bitching
FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room stoop
MENDEL
They stoop?
FOUR MEN
To pray
JASON
I'm Jewish
MARVIN
I'm Jewish
MENDEL
I'm Jewish
WHIZZER
Half Jewish
Everyone scoffed and looked at Whizzer. Whizzer looked up, meeting everyone's glance.
"What? It's true. My mom is Jewish and my dad is Catholic," He shrugged and looked back at the screen, along with everyone else.
FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day
TRINA
Slavery, slavery
Everyone cheered as they saw Trina on stage.
"That was beautiful, Trina!" Charlotte complimented.
Mendel kissed Trina's cheek, thankful for the beautiful woman he was lucky enough to love.
FOUR MEN
We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good
Now we’re at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extincted
JASON
What we need’s a miracle!
"Yeah!!" Jason cheered.
FOUR MEN
And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris
MENDEL
We got our miracle
JASON
We got our miracle
MARVIN
We got our miracle
FOUR MEN
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long
WHIZZER
I'm Whizzer
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionThe TKF was laughing in Whizzer's hospital room and then suddenly, a bright light flashed as the TKF was teleported to a room with couches and a big movie screen. "Where are we?" Whizzer asked as he rubbed his head, looking down and seeing himself...
